PFf: Hey, sorry for the wait. I told you that I can be lazy at times! Any way the results are good. It wasn’t like all I did was mess around and forget it!
Tasuki: She did.
PFf: HEY!
Chichiri: Just go ahead and read the story, no da.

Chapter 4: Watching TV


PFf: I wonder what’s on the telly ^_^!
Click: (BOOM BOOM! CRASH CRASH!) I’LL GET YOU, YOU BLEEP, BLEEP,
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! PFf: O.O (blink blink)
Tasuki: What the hell’re you watchin’!?!
PFf: No clue…Lotsa blood and body parts flying…Cussing galore…gory deaths…His head being cut off with a plastic knife…
Tasuki: How can ya do that?
PFf: Don’t know but he’s doing it.
Tasuki: Why don’t we change the channel?
Click: OH! OH, YES! YESS! OH!
Both:O.O Change It! Change It!
Click: Hello kids! We’re going to have a great show today!
Both: Whew!
PFf: That was disturbing…
Tasuki: Yeah…
PFf: (harsh glare)
Tasuki: What’s that look for?!
PFf: (still glaring) …No ideas…
Tasuki: Hey! Who d’ya think I am, a pervert?
PFf: Yes.
Tasuki: Hey, that’s not fair!
PFf: Oh yeah? What about all those spells Tai Itsukun put on you a long time ago? You were a perv then!
Tasuki: Now that’s really not fair! I wasn’t myself!
PFf: Tai Itsukun said those spells brought out your desires!
Tasuki: I didn’t want that!
PFf: Coulda fooled me!
Chichiri: Are you guys fighting again, no da? I swear, you two need marriage counseling, no da.
Tasuki: She’s sayin’ I’m a perv!
PFf: Cause you are!
Chichiri: (thinking) Things will never change, no da. (sweatdrop, stop thinking) Uh, how bout a movie, no da?
PFf: Monty Python Holy Grail!
Tasuki: Noooo! We’ve seen that a hundred times!
PFf: No! Only sixty!
Tasuki: What about It?
PFf: EEEEK!!! NOOO!!! EVIL CLOWN!!
Tasuki: Aw c’mon! That was years ago! Get over it!
PFf: (mumbling) Evil clown. Evil clown. Evil clown…
(Chichiri putting in DVD)
Chichiri: (thinking) This should make them both happy, no da.) Guys, no da.
Both: (looking over) Hm?
(Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust playing)
PFf: YAY! COOLNESS!
Tasuki: ALRIGHT! KICK ASS!
Both: (sitting on couch, eyes glued to TV)
Chichiri: (sigh) Things really won’t change, no da.

PFf: Whew, that took a while.
Tasuki: Cause you were messin’ around too much!
PFf: So! Anyway, I would like to thank the wonderful world of TV, you never know what you’ll run into ;-).
Chichiri: And she doesn’t own any of the movies that were mentioned in here.
Tasuki: Wished she had It though.
PFf: NO!
Tasuki: What, it’s awesome!
PFf: I wish I had Monty Python!
Tasuki: Not that again.
PFf: “Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?” “Not at all, they can be carried.”
Tasuki: Chichiri, she’s doing it again.
Chichiri: Sidestep away, slowly, no da.
Both: (side step, side step)
PFf: “You silly Arthur king and your little knnnnnnnnnniggets!”

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