PFf: Hi everybody. We’re here to teach you how to do an evil laugh fitting for any novice bad guy.
Tasuki: Why’re we doin’ this again?
PFf: Because it’s more fun than coming up with hero poses.
Chichiri: To start you off, no da, you need to know how to laugh, no da. Most people won’t have a problem with this, but you’d be surprised, no da. To learn how, watch something funny or do it the easy way and get some laugh gas, no da. Now we can teach you how to laugh at something evil, no da. Pick out the scariest, goriest, most horrible movie you can think of or find, and watch it till you think it’s the funniest thing in the world, no da. This might take you at least a hundred viewings, unless you don’t become scarred and crazy, but in case that happens, turn off the movie and check yourself into the nearest mental hospital, no da. :)
Tasuki: …It’s kinda creepy how much Chichiri’s getting’ inta this.
PFf: Yeah, just a little.
Chichiri: Now here is your tutor, O’Malley, no da.
O’Malley: Hm-hm! Good morning, class, I hope you are all not feeling well today! Mwahahahaha!
Tasuki: Where’d ya get this guy?!
PFf: He was the only one I found that was willing to teach!
O’Malley: Now then, have we learned how to laugh at anything evil?
Chichiri: Yes, no da. :)
PFf: I’m surprised Chichiri didn’t say anything yet. Gasp! What if he’s one of them?!
Tasuki: Normally, I’d say, “Yer nuts, Chichiri’d never be a bad guy.” But after all th’ crazy shit I been through, I wouldn’t be surprised.
PFf: NOOOOO! (grabs Chichiri by the shoulders, start shaking him) Come back to us, Chichiri! Think about you children! Think about your wife! Think about your cats!!
Chichiri: Daaaaa! What are you talking about, no da? And stop shaking me, no da!
PFf: Yay, you’re back! (hugs him) I missed you.
Chichiri: Uuuuuh…Okay, no da…(looks at Tasuki) What’s with her, no da?
Tasuki:I stopped askin’ a long time ago.
O’Malley: Can we please continue on, I have evil plans of destruction to make in my secret evil hideaway lair.
All: Okay.
O’Malley: Anyway, there are many types of laughs. A good follower of darkness needs a laugh for every situation. Such as, “Mwahahahahaha! You fool! I will cut off your fingers, and eat them like chicken nuggets!” for a victory, and a, “I see you have found my secret lair! Took you long enough! Mwahahahahaah!” for a Curses! How in all that’s evil did he find me?!
PFf: Of course your evil laugh also highly depend on you. Your laugh is your evil personality.
Tasuki: Before ya do that, why don’ ya hear a few examples. Firs’ off is th’ regular “Bwahaha” or in O’Malley’s case, “Mwahaha”.
O’Malley: (with gusto) MWAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAHAHAHA-
PFf: Okay, O’Malley.
O’Malley: HAHAHAHAHAH! HOOHAHAHA-
PFf: O’Malley, stop!
O’Malley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
PFf: Don’t make me get Andy and make him explode!
O’Malley: Ha!...I’m done.
PFf: Good, anyway, there is also the korny laugh that I would highly recommend not doing unless you know how to do it. Take it away, Naraku!
Naraku: Kukukukukukuku…
PFf: Hee hee, funny. And-
Team Rocket Grunt: Fufufufufufufu…
Tasuki: Uh, yeah, that sounds sooo scary.
TR Grunt: Don’t make me sick my Raticate on you!
Tasuki: A giant rat, ooo I’m shakin’ in my boots.
TR Grunt: Sick ‘im, Rasticate! Bite! (Raticat comes out, bites Tasuki on the knee with it’s uber big teeth)
Tasuki: GAAAAAAAAAAH! DAMN RAT! I’M GONNA FRY YA AN’ SMOTHER YA IN TERIYAKI SAUCE! (starts hitting it with fan)
PFf: Uh, hold on a minuet. (blacks out) Dang it, Tasuki! Can’t do anything with out you screwing up!
Tasuki: Get it offa me! AAH! What th’ hell is tha’ purple stuff on my boot?! AAAGH! It’s eatin’ it! Th’ Blob!
PFf: You big baby.
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(comes back on)
PFf: Sorry ‘bout that, folks. We had a doofus goofing off backstage.
Tasuki: (covered in scratches and purple goo) Shut up!
O’Malley: Continue on before I vaporize you!
Doc: (who is in the same body as O’Malley(actually O’Malley is in the same body as Doc’s since it’s his body, but whatever)) That’s not very nice!
O’Malley: Of course it’s not nice you fool! I am on the side of eeeviiil! I can’t be nice! Being nice is for fools like you!
Doc: But you need to be nice if you want friends.
O’Malley: How many times did I tell you! I don’t need friends! I just need some useful henchmen!
Tasuki: Bi-polar much?
PFf: Uh, yeah, anyway, that’s a different segment of our program. Let’s stick to laughs, shall we?
Chichiri: Yes, no da. The next laugh, the crazy one, comes in many ways, no da. This is one example, no da. They’re all yours, Faust.
Tasuki: Why’s Faust here? He’s not a bad guy.
PFf: Yeah, but he can sure do an evil crazy laugh pretty good.
Faust: (starts laughing crazily)
Tasuki: I see yer point.
PFf: Told ya.
O’Malley: The crazy laugh is usually used when you’re getting to the last of your rope. That is, unless you really are crazy like the Joker or something.
Lord Chelsea: (high-pitched, fruity sounding) AH-hahahaha-haaa!
PFf: You’re not in here.
Lord Chelsea: I should be, I’d give this video some pizaz!
Tasuki: (shudders) Tha’ laugh gives me th’ creeps!
Chichiri: Now that you heard the examples, no da, now it is time for you to try it, no da.
O’Malley: Think of everything evil until it fills you to the point where you will explode! (everyone does) Then let it out! (everyone laughs their own way, dies down after a while)
PFf: (still laughing(normally)) Hahahahahaha…Gasp! Hahahahahahahahaha-
Tasuki: Uh, ya can stop now.
PFf: Ha ha! Sorry, when we were getting ready, I just thought of the song Papagenu. That’s a funny song.
Everyone: (sighs and slaps forehead)
PFf: (singing) Oo-la-lala. Oo papagenu, he’s my papasass! Oo-la-lala. Oo papagenu, he’s my sassafrass! Here we go, here we go, here we go! Oo-
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PFf: -la-lala. Oo papagenu-
Tasuki: Shut up an’ finish th’ damn chapter already!
PFf: What? Oh, right. I would like to thank all bad guys and evil villains with your evil laughs, the opera singing penguin whose name skips me in Happy Feet (awesome movie!), and O’Malley for his unique and very evil sounding laugh.
Tasuki: Is it over now?
PFf: Yes.
Tasuki: Finally! I needed a drink.