(Once upon a time, in a kitchen far, far away…(Okay, okay, the kitchen was five feet away. That’s beside the point! Anyway.) The chapter starts with two, Son Goku made famous words…)
PFf: I’m hungry! (goes to kitchen, looks in cabinet) Huuuuuuuungryyyyyyyyyyy…(sees bag full of small bags of Funyons) Funyons! (grabs a bag, goes back to living room)
Tasuki: (watching Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers) This movie’s borin’.
PFf: Then why’re you watching it?
Tasuki: ‘Cause it’s kick ass when it gets ta th’ action parts!
PFf: (looking at Funyons bag, bag is filled with air so it’s really puffed up and it’s from Halloween so it has the picture of the Wolfman on it (expiration dates don’t exist on Planet Bob)) Hm? (looks at Tasuki, looks at bag again) Whoa. It’s Tasuki!
Tasuki: Huh? What’s me?
PFf: (still looking at bag) I was wrong about your brain. It isn’t a small rock, it’s a bunch of Funyons.
Tasuki: What’re ya talkin’ abou’?
PFf: (shaking bag) Hey, Tasuki, I can here your brains!
Tasuki: Those’re not my brains!
PFf: Wait a minute! If I shake it I might scramble your brains and kill you! (frantically shaking bag) Stay with me, Tasuki! Speak to me!
Tasuki: I’m not gonna die!
banana: I am a banana!
Tasuki: Naw, no shit Sherlock, I thought ya were a orange.
PFf: I thought you were a potato. Go back in the fridge and grow spuds!
banana: (walking back with head down) Yes, ma’am.
Tasuki: Jeez. An’ I thought I was supposed ta be harsh.
PFf: Tasuki, your head is making me hungry so I’m gonna eat it, okay?
Tasuki: What?!
PFf: (opening Funyon bag)
Tasuki: Whew!
PFf: Mmm, your brains are oniony.
Tasuki: Tha’ jus’ sounded gross.
PFf: Wait a minute! If I’m eating you brains, does that mean I’m gonna become like you?
Tasuki: Fer th’ las’ time! Tha’s not me!
PFf: NOOOOOOO!! I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKE YOU! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!
Tasuki: Wha’s tha’ supposed ta mean?!
phone: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain! You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Tasuki: Ah, Suzaku! Th’ phone too! (answers it) What?! I mean, ‘ello?
someone: (singing) Peanut butter-jelly time! Peanut butter-jelly time!
PFf: (still screaming in the background) DER SWEIN IS KAPUT! DER SWEIN IS KAPUT!
Tasuki: What th’ hell is it with everyone an food taday?!! (into phone) Shaddup! )hangs up, to PFf) Gimme th’ bag!
PFf: No! Why would you want to eat your own brains? Unless you’re a zombie!
Tasuki: I’m not a damn zombie an’ those’re not my brains! Now gimme th’ bag!
PFf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ZOMBIE! GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND’S BRAINS! (pulls out gun, starts shooting at him)
Tasuki: AGH! Quit shootin’ at me!
Chichiri: (walks in front door, sees PFf getting trigger happy and Tasuki trying to run for his life) Uh, I’m not gonna get involved this time, no da. (goes back out)
(15 minutes later)
PFf: Mmmm…Tasuki, your brains fulfilled my appetite!
Tasuki: Man, what’re ya on?
PFf: I’m not on anything.
Tasuki: What d’ya need ta be on?
Snap, Crackle,+Pop: (come out with instruments, start playing them) Ba-da-ba-ba-baa! I’m lovin’ it!
Count Chocula: Blah! I came to steal your milk! Blah!
Koolaide guy: Oooooooh yeeeeeaaaaah…
Chester the Cheetah: Rrrrruffles have rrrrrrridges!
Tasuki: This place has gone ta th’ dogs.
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Tasuki: (laying on couch, blanket over him, looking really pale) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Chichiri: What’s the matter, Tasuki, No da?
Tasuki: I’m diiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiin’…
Chichiri: You must be really sick if you’re taking PFf’s line for when she’s sick, no da.
Tasuki: (to PFf, who’s fine) ‘Ey! I got this crap from you! How come yer fine?!
PFf: Because I’m not sick. Must’ve been that Coke.
Tasuki: But that was yers!
PFf: No, I found it.
Tasuki: What?! Ya found it an’ ya didn’t tell me before ya drank it?!
PFf: I thought it was yours. Besides, you started drinking it before I could say anything.
Tasuki: Aw, damnit!
PFf: For this chapter I would like to thank food and mainly the bus trip home from a performance. The Funyon bag did exist (even though it didn’t have a picture of the Wolfman on it) and I did eat it. It was good. And the incident with the Coke bottle also happened on the bus (but the girl didn’t get sick afterwards). I would also like to thank the food icons for coming over and “Charlie the Unicorn” for the candy mountain song. Thanks guys! (Oh and “Jason Steele”, I’ll get you! You have been warned!)
Tasuki: Chichiri, I think I see th’ light.
Chichiri: Oh quit being such a ham, no da.