PFf: Hey guys, guess what?
Tasuki: (groan) Oh no.
PFf: What?
Tasuki: Every time ya come in ‘ere an’ say “Guess what?”, somethin’ always ‘appens where I either get hurt er in trouble.
PFf: But it’s in a cage.
Chichiri: Uh, what exactly is in the cage, no da?
PFf: (holding up cage) A parrot!
TAsuki: Why th’ hell did ya get a parrot?!
PFf: ‘Cause Mac and me were talking about having a parrot so I got one.
Chichiri: I guess that’s innocent enough, no da. It is in a cage, no da.
Tasuki: Mmmm…
PFf: (puppy dog eyes) Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase!
Tasuki: Mmm…AGH! Alrigh’! Ya can keep th’ damn thin’! Man, ya been spendin’ too much time with Chichiri.
PFf: Yay! Say thank you, Muguru!
Muguru: Rawk! Thank you!
Chichiri: It can talk, no da?
PFf: Of course it can. Why would I get a parrot that wouldn’t?
Tasuki: Great, now she’ll never shut up.
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(Tasuki’s walking through a hallway, trips on the foot of a suit of armor (that happens to be right there))
Tasuki: AAAAAAAAAGH! (Boom!) Grr, damn haunted suit o’ armor! (getting up, threatening it) What’s th’ big idea, huh?! Ya should be glad yer here! Ya look like ya can make good scrap metal!
armor: (kicks him in the knee)
Tasuki: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! DAMNIT! DAMN YOU, YA FUCKIN’ PIECE A SHIT METAL!
Muguru: Rawk! Fuckin’ piece a shit metal! Rawk!
Tasuki: Huh? (looks behind him) Oh, it’s you.
Muguru: It’s you! Rawk!
Tasuki: Guess ya repeat stuff, huh? Hm, say, “I’m a dumb chicken.”
Muguru: I’m a dumb chicken! Rawk!
Tasuki: (snicker snicker) Alrigh’! I’m sensin’ a great friendship you an’ I. (bad guy snicker)
-
(Chichiri’s walking down same hallway, sees Muguru)
Chichiri: Hey, Muguru, no da. How are you today?
Muguru: Rawk! You bastard! Rawk!
Chichiri: What, no da?!
Muguru: Asshole!
Chichiri: Muguru! Why’re you using such foul language, no da?!
Muguru: Rawk! Cyclops!
Chichiri: (chibi, crying) PFfffffffff!
PFf: What?
chibi-Chichiri: (still crying) Muguru called me a cyclooooooooops!
PFf: Muguru! You know better than to call Chichiri a cyclops! That’s mean!
Chichiri: Where would she have learned all of that, no da?
PFf: I don’t know. It couldn’t have been from TV. All I let her watch is Disney movies and last I checked, Mary Poppins didn’t teach cussing.
Chichiri: Then-
Tasuki: (in the distance) Crap! Damn, stupid bike not working!
Muguru: Bitch! Rawk!
PFf: I think I found out. -.-+
Chichiri: Revege, no da? -.-+
PFf: Revenge. +
-
Tasuki: ‘Ello, my little feathered friend. ^^ PFf an’ Chichiri looked sooooo pissed! Good job! (gives her cracker) Alrigh’, next yer gonna learn-
Muguru: Idiot!
Tasuki: ‘Ey! Don’ call me that! ...Ah, yer jus’ playin’. One less thin’ ta learn. Now then-
Muguru: Blockhead! Rawk!
Tasuki: Alrigh’. Anyway-
Muguru: Girl-phobiac!
Tasuki: ‘Ey!
Muguru: (singing in Brady Bunch tune) There’s an idiot! His name is Tasuki! And he’s the biggest bag of hot air you ever seen!
Tasuki: Why ya little…
Muguru: “Little” what?
Tasuki: Huh?
Muguru: Well? “Little” what?
Tasuki: Wait a minuet, I though ya only repeated stuff?
Muguru: Ya kidding? And spend my life repeating what idiots like you say and be fed crackers constantly? No thanks! I didn’t get into show biz by doin’ that! And I’m trying to keep my figure! You have any idea how fattening those crackers are?
PFf: You got something to say, Tasuki?
Chichiri: Like how Muguru learned all of those cuss words, no da?
Tasuki: Whoa! Where’d th’ hell did ya’ll come from?!
Muguru: (singing) Someone’s gonna get in trouble! Someone’s gonna get in trouble!
Tasuki: I jus’ knew this was gonna happen. Damn!
PFf: That’s it! Censorship, mister!
Tasuki: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-
Tasuki: Man, I really ----in’ hate this!
PFf: Tough cookie, mister. This is for your own good. I would like to thank Mac, for convincing me to get a parrot, and Suzaku (bad guy Suzaku from Yu Yu Hakusho), for letting me have Muguru. Thanks!
Tasuki: How’d ya guys get Muguru on yer side, anyway?
Chichiri: She gets to get out of her cage anytime and instead of crackers she can have cookies, no da.
Tasuki: What?! How th’ ---- are cookies less fattenin’ than crackers?!
Muguru: Ha ha ha ha! They’re not! I just wanted to say that ta lead ya on!
Tasuki: ----,----in’ chicken!
Muguru: (land on his head) Yeah, yeah, Fangy. Say, your hair’s comfy! Mind if I take some ta make a nest out of it?
Tasuki: ---- no!
PFf: Ah, I just love friendship scenes, don’t you?
Chichiri: Yeah, no da.