PFf: ………………I’m bored.
Tasuki: Me too.
Chichiri: Me three, no da.
PFf: I wish something will happen so it won’t be so boring.
Dougan: (breaks through door, dressed in dominatrix costume with fishnet hose, high heels, bright red lipstick, and blue eyeshadow, dressed as Frank N. Furter, singing) I’m just a sweet transvestite! From Transexual Transylvania! Ha ha!
All: ……O.O
Tasuki: I dunno ‘bout you guys, but I’m really scared right now. O.O
Chichiri: What…the hell…is that, no da? O.#
PFf: A scary Frank N. Furter impersonator? O.O
Dougan: So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound, you look like you’re both pretty groovy-
Tasuki: ……REKKA SHIN’EN!
fan: Bwooooooooosh!
Dougan: AAAAH! TELL SANZO THAT I LOVE HIM! BINGO BINGOOOOOOOO! (disappears)
PFf: Tasuki, thank you! I give you permission to get as drunk as you possibly can.
Tasuki: Hell yeah! Yess! (runs to kitchen)
PFf: That gives me an idea!
Chichiri: What, no da?
PFf: I’m gonna get different moments in movies and screw them up!
Chichiri: Like they do with Scary Movie and Epic Movie, no da?
PFf: Yeah but not quite like that. Okay, let’s start with…Star Wars!
Chichiri: But everyone makes fun of Star Wars, no da.
PFf: So!
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(They just got Aniken and are aboard the big…shiny…ship thingy)
Padme: Hey, Aniken.
Aniken: Hey.
Padme: Come here.
Aniken: Why?
Padme: Just come here.
Aniken: (goes over) What?
Padme: (starts making out with him)
Aniken: AAH! What’re you doing?!
Padme: Don’t worry, I don’t have STDs.
Aniken: What the heck are STDs?! Stop!! I’m freakin’ eleven for crying out loud!
Padme: I’m 22. Isn’t that perfect? ^^
Aniken: AAAGH! Jarjar, help me!
Jarjar: Oooo, you-sa doing naughty naughty-sa.
Aniken: Get her off of me!
Jarjar: Me-sa scared she will do that to me-sa.
Aniken: Stupid amphibian!
R2D2: Beep beep bi boop.
random Wookie: (running across screen) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Darth Vader: Luke, I am, your father.
Aniken: My name’s not Luke, I don’t have a father, and get this crazy lady off of me!
Darth Vader: Hey, you’re me! That’s so cool! Hey, dude, bit of advice. If you decide to get a cool costume, get one that you can breathe easier in. Either that or get an oxygen tank. But if you do that don’t let someone switch it out with helium. And bond with your future son. That’ll bite you in the butt later.
Aniken: I’m gonna have a kid?!
Darth Vader: Yeah, with Padme.
Aniken: What?!
Padme: Yay! ^^
Yoda: (appears out of nowhere, holds up hand in Spock sign (even though he only has three fingers) Prosper, may you live.
Obiwan: Master Yoda? What are you doing here?
Yoda: Turn all of you into Legos, I will. Boom-shakalakaaaa! (turns everyone into Legos)
random Wookie: (running across other side of screen) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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Chichiri: …………Uh, yeah…
PFf: What?
Chichiri: I got something better, no da.
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(The Scotts are ready for battle, painted and in kilts, feelin’ the breeze. The British are on the other side, also ready. Right before Mel Gibson yells “CHARGE!”, he is replaced with a slightly drunk Tasuki (in Mel’s costume))
Tasuki: What? Where th’ hell am I?
Scott 1: Shouldn’t we charge?
Tasuki: Wha? What th’ hell’re ya talkin’ ‘bout?
Scott 2: To defeat those damned Brits! Remember, “Freedom!”?
Tasuki: Uh, oh yeah. Uh, why is it so…I dunno…breezy?
Scott 1: That would be th’ kilt.
Tasuki: …Ah.
Scott 2: What should we do? The Brits are about to charge!
Tasuki: Damn, an’ I was jus’ getting’ a good buzz. ‘Ey, d’ya guys have any whiskey?
Scott 1: Yes.
Tasuki: (suddenly invigorated) Alrigh’! Let’s Charge! Ta Th’ WHISKEY!
Scotts: Th’ WHISKEY! (runs off to drink whiskey)
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PFf: Good one!
Chichiri: (looking in kitchen) Uh, PFf?
PFf: What?
Chichiri: Tasuki isn’t here, no da.
PFf: Where’d he go?
Tasuki: (still in Scotland) Freedom ta drink!
PFf: Oh well. Uh, let’s see…How about…Soap operas!
Chichiri: What? But there isn’t any soap opera movies, no da.
PFf: So?
Chichiri: Whatever, no da.
evil Bakura: Hello.
PFf: Bakura, what’re you doing here?
Bakura: I decided to come down and visit you.
PFf: Aww…
Bakura: It was either that or listening to Kaiba call CF over and over.
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CF: (just got home, checking answering machine)
answering machine: Hurry up and leave a message. Beep!
Kaiba: Hey, CF, you want to come by later? I got some Legal Drug books you can read. (Beep!)
Kaiba: Hi CF, would you mind watching Mokuba for me? I need to go to a meeting and I don’t want him getting kidnapped again. Thanks! (Beep!)
Kaiba: Hi CF,-
CF: (turns off answering machine) I’m glad I didn’t stay with him.
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PFf: I don’t blame you.
Bakura: So what are we doing?
PFf: We’re going to make fun of soap operas.
Bakura: Sounds fun.
PFf: Right then.
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PFf: How could you betray me like that, Tasuki?!
Tasuki: (fresh from Scotland) Whoa, when did I get here?
PFf: Just now. Now play along! Ahem. How could you betray me like that, Tasuki?!
Tasuki: What’re ya talkin’ about? I didn’t betray ya.
PFf: You did! How could you? You lied to me!
Tasuki: How can ya say that? I wouldn’t do that.
PFf: Yes you did! I told you to get donuts (dramatic pause) …but you got bagels instead! (sobsobsob)
Tasuki: Those’re bagels? Really? They look like donuts ta me.
PFf: You mean your eyesight sucks?
Tasuki: Yes.
PFf: Oh let’s pretend to do a small make out scene and I’ll get mysteriously pregnant and we’ll argue about whose baby it is.
Tasuki: Alrigh’.
(elsewhere)
Bakura: I will not allow you to ruin their relation ship, Wes!
Chichiri: (no mask, wearing eyepatch over scarred eye) Ha ha, there is nothing that will stop me from getting back to her, no da! Ha ha! Ha…uh, ha!
Bakura: Shouldn’t we switch the roles?
Chichiri: Why, no da?
Bakura: No offense to you, but, you’re not exactly a good bad guy. This guy is supposed to be overly obsessed with her. And you only consider her a friend.
Chichiri: Mmmm…Okay, no da. (gives eyepatch to him, puts mask back on, getting into fighting pose) I will not allow you to ruin their relationship, no da! They just had counseling!
Bakura: (putting on eyepatch) H-heh heh heh. HA HA HA HA HAAA!
You fool! There is nothing that will stop me from getting her back! Your efforts are futile! H-ha ha ha ha ha!
Chichiri: You’re good, no da.
Bakura: Like wise.
(elsewhere)
Tasuki: Uh, why’re we at th’ hospital?
PFf: I dunno.
Doctor: Jonny just died!
PFf: NOOOOOOOO! JOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY!
Tasuki: Ya don’ know th’ guy.
PFf: Oh, yeah.
Bakura: (appears out of nowhere) I am here to take you away, PFf!
Tasuki: Bakura? When’d ya get here?
Bakura: While you were in Scotland. Anyway, I’m here to take you away, PFf!
PFf: This is more boring then I thought. Let’s play mini golf.
All: Alright. Okay. (goes play mini golf)
random Wookie: (runs half way to screen) RAAAAAR! (stops, holds up sign that says “This chapter was a result of boredom. Lifesaver was here.”, puts sign down, runs to other side of the screen) RAAAAAAAR!
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PFf: Wow. I was really bored.
Tasuki: aren’t ya all th’ time?
PFf: Yeah, but more so this time.
Chichiri: (tied to chair, gagged) Mmmmf-mmf!
PFf: I would like to thank the moments in movies everyone waits to be made fun of, Star Wars, Braveheart, soap operas (and all of their cheesy goodness), Mac for helping with the Star Wars scene and giving me the idea of the Dougan/Rocky Horror scene, Jonny (the kid that seems to always be there), Chewbacca’s cousin, Lifesaver, for being the random Wookie. Say hi, Lifesaver.
Lifesaver: Grrr raar!
PFf: And mainly me not having anything to do in school because I ran out of things to read and not having anything else to entertain myself with. Thank you!
Tasuki: Man, ya still talk too much. Why don’ ya jus’ say “Thanks ta all th’ people who helped me with this chapter”?
PFf: Because not only people helped me with this chapter.
Tasuki: Tha’s stupid.
PFf: You’re stupid.
Chichiri: (still tied up) Mmmmf!