PFf: (waving Lego Yoda around like he’s flying) Whoooo-OOO-oooooooooo… Neeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa…Neooooooooooooo…
Chichiri: What’s with her, no da?
Tasuki: She stayed up all night on Big Reds, Livewire Mountain Dews, Sunkist, Hershey bars, Reeses, and Poptarts.
Chichiri: Why, no da?!
Tasuki: Somethin’ about Invader Zim marathon.
PFf: I love this show.
Chichiri: Uh…huh. Maybe you should get a guest to distract her, no da.
Tasuki: Already did.
Chichri: Whose coming then?
Tasuki: I dunno.
Chichiri: How can you not know, no da?!
Tasuki: I dunno! All I know was that when I called someone, someone weird answered and said they’d be over!
Chichiri: You don’t even know who it is, no da?!
Tasuki: No!
BOOM!!!
Tasuki: What th’ hell was that?!
doorbell: Science fiction! Double feature!
Tasuki: (answers door)…Uh, Chichiri…
PFf: (peeking sideways with cat face at people outside) CABOOSE! DONUT!
Chichiri: Who and who, no da?
PFf: (crying tears of joy) My bestest, bestest, bestest buddies in the whole wide galaxy!
Chichiri: I thought I was your “bestest buddy”, no da?
PFf: Everyone’s my bestest buddy!
Caboose: Oo, oo! Look! He looks like some guy crossed with a cat, crossed with a fox, crossed with a rooster!
Donut: But roosters don’t have blue hair.
Caboose: They threw in some blue dye. Now he’s a chicken-fox cat-man! That’s blue!
Donut: Gasp, I want to be a chicken-fox cat-man! Then I can put beads in my hair and look so pretty!
Chichiri: ……Da? You wouldn’t happen to be referring to me, would you, no da?
Caboose: Gasp! Chicken-fox cat-man talks!
Chichiri: I’ll take that as a yes, no da.
Tasuki: What’s with th’ pink armor?
Donut: It’s not pink! It’s lightish red.
Tasuki: In other words, pink.
Donut: Everyone says it’s pink, but it’s not pink! It’s lightish red!
Tasuki: Yeah, right. (mumbles) Crackhead.
PFf: C’mon, guys! Let’s play Galaxy Monkey!
Donut+Caboose: Wheeeeeeee!!
Tasuki: What…have we done?
Chichiri: Your fault, no da, not mine.
Tasuki: Shut it, ya chicken-fox cat-man.
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(PFf, Caboose, and Donut are sitting in front of TV playing Galaxy Monkey, all in a trance until one explodes then they burst out laughing and continue playing)
Tasuki: Ya know, you probably wouldn’t die as much if ya took yer helmets off, guys.
Caboose: Oooo, night vision! This is so cool! Everything’s greeeeeeeeeeeeeen…
PFf: Oo! I wanna try! (pulling out night vision goggles) Ooooooooooo…(all three start looking around with night vision) Wow! Tasuki, even your hair is green!
Tasuki: Take those off. Yer gonna hert yer eyes.
Donut: Oo, slime monster.
Tasuki: Who ya callin’ a slime monster!?
PFf: AAH! It’s the Hulk!
Caboose: I’ll handle it! (pulls out big gun)
Tasuki: Don’ shoot! Don’ shoot!
PFf+Donut: Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot!
Caboose: Bye bye! (squeezes trigger, water comes out)
gun: squirt squirt squirt
Tasuki: AAAAAAAH!! KEEP IT AWAY! KEEP IT AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (runs away with super speed)
All: …
Chichiri: (from kitchen) You want cookies, no da?
All: COOKIES!!! (run to kitchen)
Donut: Do you have any that begin with a vowel?
Chichiri: …Uuuuuuuuuuuuh…There’s Oreos in the cabinet?
Donut: Yay!
Caboose: Idon’tknowhowlongit’sbeensinceI’vehadcookiesTheyaresogoodThisandice
creamIcecreamisgoodtooLikechocolateandchocolatechipcookiedoughHey!thathascookiesinitThatmakesitevenbetterIwonderwhocameupwithchocolatechipcookiedoughicecream
Must’vebeenageniuslikeEinsteinEinstein’ssosmartHeinventedthelightbulbIfhedidn’t
inventthelightbulbthenwewouldn’thaveanyovensandthenwewouldn’thaveanycookiesI
wonderwhathisfavoritecookiewasMyfavoritecookiesaresugarcookiesbecausetheyhave
sugarandyoucanmakethemintoshapeslikePlaydoughbuttheytastebetterbecausePlaydough
tastesnastyandthesetastegoodIrememberonetimeImadeasugarcookieofChurchandshowed
himandheateitanditremindedmeofthetimemycatatemygoldfishPoorBuggyhewasagoodgoldfishIwonderifgoldfisheatcookiesThatwouldbesocoolbecausethenIcouldgetagoldfishandwecaneatcookiesandthenwecanbebestfriendsHey!Cookies! (grabs one, eats it)
Chichiri+PFf: ……
PFf: I like chocolate cookie dough ice cream too!
somewhere: (staticy) Wreeeooooo…
Caboose’s radio: Caboose, you there? Answer!
Caboose: Hey, there’s a voice in my head that sounds like Church. Are you like O’Malley?
Church: What? No! I’m on your radio.
Donut: Hi, Church!
Church: Donut, that you?
Donut: Yeah. How’s my team?
Church: They’re as red as ever. Anyway, where the hell are you guys?
Caboose: We’re at PFf’s house.
Church: Why?!
Donut: This guy called us and asked us to come over and we did.
Church: …What? Who called?
Caboose: The Irish vampire guy.
Church:…Wha-Forget it! Just get back here! Pronto! (shuts off)
Caboose: Awww, we have to go.
Donut: I don’t want to go back! Grif’s so mean!
PFf: Take some cookies with you guys. Have fun!
Caboose: Bye Mr. chicken-fox cat man! Bye Mr. Irish vampire guy!
Tasuki: What’d he call me?
PFf: Bye! May the schwartz be with you!
Caboose+Donut: May the schwartz be with you!
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PFf: Whew, this one took longer than I thought. I’m tired.
Tasuki: Why’d I have to call them?!
PFf: I would like to thank sleep depravation, boredom, and sugar, the three ingredients for ultimate randomness. I would also like to thank Ape Escape (for Galaxy Monkey), Invader Zim, and Spaceballs. The thing I give most thanks to would have to be Red vs. Blue, the awesomeest machima internet show ever. Thanks!
Chichiri: I think you better go to bed, no da.
PFf: Good idea. (rests head on keyboard) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
(PFf: If anybody can read the ramble Caboose says, I congratulate you. Indulge yourself in cookies. You deserve in, soldier.)