PFf: Hey, these are just two oneshots I did that I put on one chapter. These are still part of the story, just too short to really make them chapters.
Tasuki: Get on wit it already.
PFf: Shut up! I’m explaining things to them! Anyway, for the next story, I’ll explain a bit more after it’s over, ‘kay?

1: Kitty!


PFf: Hey, guys! Guess what!
Tasuki: Ya got a life.
Chichiri: You got normal friends, no da?
PFf: …No, why would I want to do that?
Tasuki: Then what?
PFf: We got a kitty! (holding up a little blonde cat with blue eyes and thick, spiky fur on his head)
Tasuki: It isn’t some sorta possessed, magical, super cat, is it?
PFf: No.
Tasuki: Alright. Had ta make sure.
Chichiri: What are you gonna name him, no da?
PFf: I named him-
Tasuki: Let’s name it “Cat”!
PFf+Chichiri: (atom fall)
PFf: What Kinda Name Is “Cat”?!
Tasuki: Okay, okay, we’ll name him “Boy”!
Chichiri: You have no talent in coming up with names, no da.
PFf: That’s why if we have kids, he’s not naming them!
Tasuki: Kids?! Nobody said anythin’ ‘bout us havin’ kids!
PFf: Then quit talking! CF might get ideas!
Tasuki: AAAH!! NOOO!! (runs and hides) KEEP TH’ WITCH AWAY FROM MEEEEEE!!
Chichiri: Now that that spat’s over, what are you gonna name him, no da?
PFf: His name’s Cloud! ^^
Chichiri: Let me guess, Mac has a cat too.
PFf: Yeah, how did you know?
Chichiri: Let me guess again, she named it Sephy.
PFf: Gasp, how did you know?
Chichiri: …Only she would get you to name a cat “Cloud”, no da. -.-

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PFf: Okay, explanation time.
Tasuki: Where’d ya get th’ cat anyway?
PFf: I was just about to get to that! Anyway, Mac and me were at a Petco. Why, who knows. Anyway, we talking when we saw these two cats sitting in the middle of the isle. We liked them and they seemed to like us, so we adopted them.
Chichiri: You two are planning something, aren’t you, no da?
PFf: I do not know what you are talking about. Next story!

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2: Winter Wonderland


(everything is frozen, ice everywhere, freezing cold)
PFf: Wow! Everything’s frozen!
Tasuki: Whoooaaaa…
PFf: (sees icicle) Hey, Tasuki, stand under one of those and let’s see if it lands on your head.
Tasuki: Hell no! I’m goin’ inside, you can freeze yer ass off, I’m not!
chibi-Chichiri: (sliding around on steps) You’re a wimp, no da. There isn’t even any snow, no da.
PFf: (spinning frozen water in water bowl) Oooooooo…
Tasuki: I’m not a wimp, I’m smart.
chibi-Chichiri: Since when were you ever smart?
Tasuki: Why ya little-
PFf: C’mon, Tasuki! (takes hand, pulls underneath tree) Look. (the sun’s glinting off the ice, ice makes everything white, everything is prettily sparkling white)
Tasuki: Wow.
PFf: Arsenal From Above: Part Deux! (hits tree hard, gets really close to tree trunk)
Tasuki: What? (bunch of ice lands on him) OW! What Th’ Hell?!
PFf: Sorry, couldn’t resist. (runs up porch, jumping over step chibi-Chichiri’s on) Nya nya!
Tasuki: Grr, tha’s it! (runs up porch using superspeed, gets on step chibi-Chichiri’s on, slips, falls backwards)
PFf: Ha Hah! I am using nature against you as my weapon! You have been vanquished! (turns to go inside, slips and falls)
Tasuki: (laughing his frozen butt off)
chibi-Chichiri: (spinning while sliding on ice) Wheeeeeeeeeeee, no da!

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PFf: This story is all thanks to the big, giant freeze we had not that long ago. (CF and Mac knows what I’m talking about)
Tasuki: All you were doin’ that time was lazin’ about.
PFf: No I wasn’t! I was doing stuff!
Chichiri: You were lazing about too, Tasuki, no da. Seemed to me like I was the only one really doing anything, no da.
Both: Shut up!

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