PFf: Hey it’s been a while since we had any expected guests.
Tasuki: Th’ last ones we had were…actually, th’ only ones we had was th’ Heylin warriors and th’ Christmas party.
Chichiri: That’s right, no da! (Jack, Faust, and Linda were unexpected, no da.)
PFf: I’m calling the Sanzo party!
Chichiri: What?! Why them, no da?!
PFf: Aw, c’mon, Chichiri. They aren’t all that bad.
Chichiri: Yeah right, no da.
Tasuki: Wow. Fer once Chichiri disapproves someone comin’ over fer no reason at all…I wanna meet em’!
PFf: (getting off phone) They’re on their way!
Both: Yay!
Chichiri: Bah, humbug, no da.
Outside: Beep beep!
Both: Yay, their here! (running out, Chichiri walking)
PFf: Hey, guys! Glad ya made it!
Hakkai: :) Well, we figured we should take a detour to take a break. Then you called. Such good fortune, isn’t it, Sanzo?
Sanzo: As long as their not as damn annoying as the two idiots in he back.
Goku: Hey! Hey! D’ya have any food? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Do ya? (PFf hands him bag of Funyuns) Mmm, oniony.
PFf: C’mon in, guys.
Hakkai: :) We would have come sooner, but we had to bail Gojyo out of jail.
PFf: Why was he in jail?!
Sanzo: He decided to hit on a cop.
(flashback)
Gojyo: (walking up to woman) Hey there, babe.
Woman: Hey.
Gojyo: How would you like to come down to my place to “talk”? (starts leaning in)
Woman: Sure, but how ‘bout you come to my place. (grabs his hand, twists it behind his back and slams him against wall) You don’t don’t mind the police station do you? (pulling out handcuffs, handcuffing him)
Gojyo: What the hell, Bitch?!
Woman: You’re being arrested for participating in prostition, bud.
Gojyo: Damnit!
(end flashback)
Goku: Had to hit on the slut, did you?
Gojyo: Shut the hell up, monkey!
Goku: Why should I, roach perv?!
Gojyo: You don’t even know what sluts do!
Goku: Yeah I do! They stand on corners and have guys like you take ‘em somewhere!
Gojyo: That’s not all they do!
Goku: They make out with roaches!
Gojyo: Quit calling me a roach, monkey!
Goku: Quit calling me a monkey, water sprite!
Tasuki: (whispering to PFf) Why do they call ‘im a water sprite?
PFf: (whispering back) ‘Cause in the original “Journey to the West”, he was a kappa and you could say that’s a Japanese water sprite in a way.
Tasuki: Mm. (imaging Gojyo in blue tutu prancing around with a sparkly wand, plastic tiara, and fake fairy wings)…Bleh! >.<
Chichiri: (with an obvious feeling that he doesn’t want to talk to him) You aren’t allowed to smoke, no da. You’re a monk.
Sanzo: (with the same feeling) Don’t give a danm.
Chichiri: You aren’t supposed to cuss either, no da.
Sanzo: You cuss too.
Chichiri: Not as much as you, no da.
Sanzo: Oh yeah, you have a speech problem.
Chichiri: Daa.
Sanzo: Listen, you can be all holy, I don’t have to be.
Chichiri: At least I act like a monk, no da.
Sanzo: A monk is not supposed to lie, either. Yet you call yourself a monk when your not.
Chichiri: I’m more monk like than you are, no da! (both glaring daggers at each other)
Hakkai: :)(sipping some sake) Isn’t this just wonderful! We are all getting along and having so much fun! :)
PFf + Tasuki: (sweatdrop, looking at Goku and Gojyo fighting, Chichiri and Sanzo’s daggers turning into electricity) Yeah, fun.
PFf: (playing with Hakuryu) Awww. I wish I had a dragon.
Tasuki: Ya do. About thirty of ‘em.
PFf: No, it’s about ninty-five. Besides, it’s not a crime to have one more, is it?
Hakuryu: Kyuuu.
Tasuki: (whispering to Hakkai) Ya better be careful or you’ll lose yer dragon.
PFf: -.-+
Tasuki: (pouring Hakkai and himself more sake) Nutin’.
Mac: (busts through door) Sanzo senses tingling! Saiyuki senses overdrive!
PFf: Your senses broke my door!
Mac: I’ll fix it later. Hey, are you using Sanzo right now?
PFf: (looking at Chichiri and Sanzo on the verge of brawling it out, sweatdropping) No.
Mac: Can I have him?
Sanzo: What am I to you, a fucking trading card?
PFf + Mac: Yes.
PFf: Sure, except it’s more interesting and funny if you have all of them there.
Mac: True. Thanks! (runs around really fast and takes them all away)
Sanzo party: AAAAAAH! CRAZY LADY!!
Tasuki:…Yer friend’s weird.
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PFf: Yes! It’s over!
Tasuki: Took ya long enough. Ya wrote this forever ago.
PFf: Yeah, yeah, screw me for being lazy.
Chichiri: You think the Sanzo party is gonna be okay, no da?
PFf: You worried about Sanzo?
Chichiri: I know how your friend can be, no da. I do not wish that fate upon anyone, not even the Sanzo party. (Mac: oh! I’m burned by a monk! That sucks!)
PFf: You think he’s lying?
Tasuki: Yup.
Chichiri: Daaaa…
Tasuki: Can it, will ya?!
Chichiri: U-uh, until next time, no da!