PFf: Hey everybody! Guess what? Our very first guests to day are…*drumroll* the Heylin Warriors from Xiaolin Showdown! Dun dada Dun! Featuring: Chase Young, Wuya, Hannibal Bean, Jack Spicer, Vlad, Cyclops, Catnape, and Tubbymura! Ta-dah!
Tasuki: Hey! Why’re ya makin’ the very first people here all bad guys?!
PFf: Cause I felt like it! Besides, Chase is the awsomest bad guy ever!
Tasuki: So yer rootin’ for the bad guys now?!
PFf: No! Just Chase! *hugging arm*
Chase: *disgruntled look* Get off!
Wuya: Hey he’s mine! Hands off!
PFf: Shut up, No Face Hag!
Wuya: How dare you call me that! Lightening Strike!
*ZAP!! KABOOM!!*
PFf: *perfectly fine* Was that supposed to hurt me?
Wuya: WHAT?!
Chase: * a little fried*…Wuuyaa…
Wuya: Heh heh…Sorry, Chase!
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Hannibal: Hmm, she has interesting powers.
Wuya: They could help us greatly! Why don’t you get her to join us, Chase?
Chase: Why me?
Hannibal: Cause she likes you, so go!
Chase: *tic* Fine! PFf, will you join the dark side?
PFf: Me, join the dark side? Hmm…na!
Jack: Hey, Chase! I got an idea! *whispers*
Chase: Are you sure, Spicer? If it doesn’t work, we’ll have your head.
Jack: It’ll work! *thumbs up*
Chase: Grr, fine. PFf.
PFf: Yup, yup!
Chase: Come to the darkside, we have cookies.
PFf: GASP! COOKIES!!
Tasuki: YER WILLIN’ TO JOIN THE DARKSIDE FOR COOKIES!!
PFf: *ignores him* Keep ‘em coming!
Tasuki: Grr, what an idiot!
Chichiri: I got an idea to bring her back to the lightside, no dah!
Tasuki: Really! What is it?
Chichiri: PFf-san, why don’t you join us, no dah! We got chocolate cake, no dah!
PFf: CAKE!
Jack: Oh yeah! We got every video game you ever want!
Tasuki: We got a million dollars!
Wuya: We got every anime you want!
Chchiri: We got ipods, no dah!
Hannibal: Trip to Japan!
Tasuki: World round trip, wherever you want to go!
Catnape+Tubbymura: We got Chase plushies!
Tasuki: We got chibi-Chichiri! *holding chibi-Chichiri by the back of his shirt, him giving her puppy dog eyes on the verge of tears*
PFf: *looks back and forth* I’m confuzled!
Chase: Just join the darkside. You’re wasting our time.
PFf: Uuuuuuuh…Nope!
Heylin Side: WHAT?!
PFf: Listen, you guys are cool and all, but I’m not gonna be a bad guy. So since that’s all cleared up…Can I still have all that stuff?
Chase:…No.
PFf: Aww.
Tasuki: Ya idiot, ya almost became evil!
PFf: Ah come on, did you really expect me to become evil. Besides, who could refuse a face like this! *holding chibi-Chichiri* He’s so cute!
Tasuki: Moron.
PFf: I heard that!
PFf: Well that’s my first chapter! Hope you enjoyed it ^_^! I would like to give my thanks for the help of making this chapter to one of my bestest buddies, Mac, for giving and helping grow the idea for this chapter and I would also like to thank who ever out there made the Chase Young picture that started it all with one line: “Join the darkside, we have cookies!” ^_^ Thank you all!
Tasuki: Hey, wait a minuet. Wasn’t there supposed to be another line?
PFf: No! What gave you that idea?!
Chichiri: Yeah. Something about a bad guy broth-MMMF!!
PFf: No there wasn’t! Shut up, Chichiri!
Tasuki: A WHAT?!
PFf: Tasuki, do you want to go swimming again?