PFf: Hello again, everyone! I was so happy Thursday! It was cartoon/kid day for homecoming at school and I got to dress up as Faust!!!!! ^______^ I went all out! I made myself really pale and I made bags under my eyes and gave myself purple lips and I had this big lab coat and combat boots and had white gloves and I even went as far as to get a skull (fake one mind you) and cut a hole in it to make it look like a bullet hole!!!! It was so much FUN!!!!! (In case you don’t know (I know some people at school that watch anime didn’t know) Faust VIII is a character in Shaman King. Let’s just say he’s a crazy doctor that loves his wife very much *sweatdrop*) And on another note that I should have put earlier, my full name is PhantomFaustfan, hence I put “PFf” for short. Just in case you didn’t know. Well I already said too much so enjoy the chapter ^_^!

Chapter 2: Alter Egos


PFf: ……
Tasuki: Wow, fer once she’s quiet. Hell musta froze over.
Chichiri: What are you thinking about, PFf-san?
PFf: Mm…Have you guys ever wondered what the bad guys would be like if they were actually good?
Tasuki: What in the world gave you that idea?
PFf: What? Don’t tell me neither of you ever thought about that at least once! I mean, what would it be like if Nakago was good?
All: Hmm…*think bubbles*
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Nakago: *in his deep voice singing* Why can’t we be friends? Why can’t we be friends?
Tenko: *crying* He shames me as my disciple!
Seiryu: *also crying* I understand you completely!
Nakago: I love you all!! Let’s go have a picnic!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
*******
*think bubble pops*
All:……*shivers*
Tasuki: Creepy!
Chichiri: Scary, no dah!
PFf: Uh, uh…Freaky!
Tasuki: Took you long enough.
PFf: Shut up!
Chichiri: That was quite…interesting, no dah!
PFf: Hm…What about Naraku? He’s pretty bad.
All: Hmm…*think bubbles*
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Naraku: *walking around singing* Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay, My o my what a wonderful day ^_^! *Kikyo comes by* *O.O* KIKYO!
Kikyo: What do you want?
Naraku: Uh, um, well, um, *blush* I was, uh, just, uh, kinda wondering *drawing on ground with foot* if we could, uh, well, ifwecouldgooutsometime?!
Kikyo: Sorry, I’m taken. Goodbye.
Naraku: NOOOOOOOO!!! The love of my life was taken bye a flea bitten mutt!! *sob sob, cry cry*
Inu Yasha: That’s right!
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*think bubble pops*
All: ……Interesting…
Tasuki: That was jus’ plain weird.
Chichiri: I quite agree, no dah.
PFf: That was funny!! HA HA HA wait, doing it wrong, Ku ku ku ku!
Tasuki: Will ya cut it out with the corny Naraku laugh! Ya don’t even do it right!
Chichiri: You can’t do much better, no dah.
PFf: Ooo, I know one! This one is the ultimate one! Sephiroth! *crowd gasp*
Chichiri: …Y-you’re not serious, are you, no dah?
Tasuki: Y-yeah, I mean, come on!
PFf: Just a thought.
All: Hmm…*think bubbles*
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Cloud: Earth!
Vincent: Fire!
Tifa: Wind!
Yuffie: Water!
Barret: Heart!
All: Go Planet!
Sephiroth: With you’re powers combined, I Am Captain Planet!
All: YAY!
Sephiroth: FLOWER POWER!! *bloombloombloom*
Cloud: Grr, I don’t want your stinking flowers on me! *Whack*
Sephiroth: OW! WAAAAH! MOMMY! CLOUDY HIT ME WITH HIS BIG SWORD!!
Cloud: Fight Like A Man, Already!
*******
*think bubble pops*
All: ………Oookaaay…
Tasuki: That…was weird…
Chichiri: Very weird…
PFf: Captain Planet! *singing* Captain Planet! He’s our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero!
Tasuki: Don’t ya even start that…again!
PFf: No wait! I need Mac! Maaaaaacccc!
Tasuki: Let’s go before she finds her.
Chichiri: Way ahead of you, no dah! *disappears through hat*
Tasuki: Cheater!

PFf: Whoo, that took awhile. For this chapter I would like to thank the person who made the “FF7: Captain Planet” on Youtube! I couldn’t have done it without you!
Tasuki: Ya know, it’s pretty sad that both you and your friend practically memorized that song thanks to that video.
PFf: Yes I know, we are sad T_T. But that doesn’t keep us down!
Chichiri: They need to find a hobby, no dah.
Tasuki: Badly.
PFf: Hey, quit talking about me over there!

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