Chapter nine- A kidnapped priest


(another day, everyone is sitting around)

Mac: *sigh* I’m bored.
Seph: *standing up* I’m out of here.
Mac: What?
Seph: Whenever you get bored, weird stuff happens.
Mac: You’re exaggerating.
Jebus: *remembering the Ramen incident* Actually, he’s right.
Mac: We just need to find some guests. *thinks, then becomes enlightened* Hold on, I’ll be right back. *runs out the door*
Jebus: I’m scared.

(at PFf’s house. The Sanzo party are there)
Mac: *busts through the door* Sanzo senses tingling! Saiyuki senses on overdrive!
PFf: Your senses broke my door!
Mac: I’ll fix it later. Hey, are you using Sanzo right now?
PFf: no.
Mac: Can I have him?
Sanzo: What am I, a fucking trading card?
PFf and Mac: Yes.
PFf: Sure, except it’s more fun if you have all of them there.
Mac: True. Tanks! *runs around really fast and takes the Sanzo party away*
Saiyuki guys: AAAAAAAAH! Crazy Lady!
Tasuki: …Yer friend’s weird.

(Back at Mac’s house)
mac: I’m back! And I have guests!
Seph: You had to tie up a bunch of random guys so you could have guests?
Mac: These guys aren’t random! They’re the Sanzo party!
Hakai: Nice to meet you.
Gojyo: Yeah, whatever, can you untie us now!?
Seph: What’s with you and all the guys, huh?
Senri: *unties everyone while Mac and Sephiroth argue*
Mac: What do you mean? I’m just trying to have interesting guests!
Seph: That are all guys! It’s like you have some obsession with anime men!
Mac: In case you didn’t notice, I’m a woman! It’s kind of normal for women to like anime men!
Seph: I’m just sick and tired of the testosterone overload here!
Mac: I have girl guests sometimes!
Seph: Writers! And they usually come with more men! What the hell is with you all!?
Mac: I don’t hear Jebus or Senri being so pissy about it!
Seph: That’s because Jebus is a goddamn angel and Senri doesn’t talk!
Mac: …Oh my god…you’re JEALOUS!
Seph: What the hell are you talking about?
(Hakai: Maybe we should leave.
Sazno: Good idea.
Gojyo: Hey, where’s the monkey?)
Mac: You’ve been acting weird ever since New years! You’re fucking jealous!
Jebus: What happened at New Years?
Seph: Nothing! Mind your own business!
Goku: *coming out of the kitchen with an armful of food* Ok, I’m ready to go.
Senri: *takes the bottle of Smirnoff out of his arms as he passes by*
Mac: Hey, don’t go!
Sanzo: Whenever you finish with your little drama, call us. *they leave*
Mac: *turns to Sephiroth and hits him* See what you did! *leaves, taking Smirnoff from Senri, who was just about to drink out of it*
Senri: T_T
Jebus: Wow…What exactly happened at New Years?
Seph: Shut up.

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(yeah, that chapter was weird, but there had to be repercussions from the New Years chapter, and this makes a good filler. Also, it takes us one step closer to something I’m planning to do. *drinks Smirnoff* Oh yeah, thank you Smirnoff people. ^_^)

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