(Petco. Mac and PFf are wandering around)
Mac: So then he starts complaining that I invite too many men over.
PFf: Well…
Mac: What?
PFf: You do have a lot of men over.
Mac: I don’t see you having a lot of women guests.
PFf: That’s because the guys are cooler.
Mac: Exactly. Most Anime girls are too stupid to do anything. They always are being saved by the men.
PFf: Hey, look at that.
(There are two cats sitting in the middle of the aisle. One has blonde fur, and the other has light gray fur. Both of them are looking up at the women with their little kitty-cat eyes)
Mac: I wonder if they belong to someone.
PFf: Doesn’t look like it.
Mac: *walks over to cats* Hello, there.
Gray cat: Meow! *rubs Mac’s leg*
Mac: Awww. *picks up cat* Look, it likes me!
Blonde cat: *rubs PFf’s leg* Meow!
(after a moment of playing with the cats, they take them to the front of the store)
Mac: These cats were sitting in the aisle, do they belong to someone?
Cashier: Those cats? No, they were in our adoption area. They must have escaped again.
PFf: Again?
Cashier: Those two are always making trouble.
Mac: We’ll take them!
PFf: We will?
Mac: Yes, they like us so much. Besides, we don’t have enough trouble makers in my house.
(They buy the cats and start out the door. While passing the area with the dog treats, Mac picks up a handful of bone shaped cookies and starts munching on them.)
(In the car)
PFf: So what are we going to name them?
Mac: Well, this one’s gray, and has pretty green eyes….I’ll name you Sephy!
PFf: It does kinda look like him…And this one looks like Cloud.
Mac: It’s settled then, their names are Cloud and Sephy!
Coud and Sephy: Meow!
(At Mac’s house)
Mac: *carrying kitty carrier* I’m home!
Seph: Finally.
Jebus: What’s in the box-thing?
Mac: It’s a new friend! *opens carrier, Sephy jumps out*
Seph: A cat?
Jebus: What’s its name?
Mac: Sephy.
Seph: What?
Mac: Well, the cat looks like you, and since I can’t call you that…
Seph: *Holding up cat* …wait a minute…
Jebus: What’s wrong?
Seph: This cat is a girl!
Mac: So?
Seph: You named a girl cat after me?!
Mac: Hey, at least it helps balance out the testosterone/estrogen levels you were complaining so much about.
Seph: *sigh*
Senri: *playing with Sephy*
Sephy: Puuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr.
Seph: This just isn’t my week….