(mac’s house. Living room. Mac is zombiefied in front of a videogame)
Jaque: You should go to bed.
Mac: But my HP is full.
Jaque: In real life, not Fallout 3. You’ve been playing that game nonstop for two days.
Mac: I’m fine.
Jaque: and Kelly could tote shoes in the bags under your eyes.
Mac: (glaring at the screen) You really don’t want sex tonight, do you?
Jaque: (arms behind head) Why not? Haven’t gotten any in two days, why end the streak so soon?
Shelly: (comes skipping into the room, coconuts bouncing)I’m graduating, guys! After eight long years I’m finally graduating!
Jaque: What level of degree are you getting?
Shelly: Associates.
Jaque: mmmhmm.
Mac: What do you plan to do after you graduate?
Shelly: I’m going to the tropics to study plant life.
Jaque: With an associates.
Shelly: Yes
Jaque: In Culinary arts.
Shelly; Yes.
Jaque: I see.
Senri: (pokes head from kitchen) Leaving?
Shelly: Yup. (skips over and hugs Senri) Isn’t it exciting?
Senri: (blush)
Mac: (still playing) We should throw you a graduation party.
Shelly: (squeal) That would be amazing! (hugs Senri even tighter) This is Great! I have to twitter this! (skips off)
Mac: Twiiiiiiitteeeeeeeerrr!!!!!
Jaque: You look down, Senri.
Senri: …
Jaque: Gonna miss Shelly?
Senri: *nods*
Jaque: I think you should go talk to her about it.
Senri: *nods and trudges back to kitchen*
Mac: *still playing* Stupid effing Yaogui.
Jaque: …STOP PLAYING THAT DAMNED GAME!!!
Mac: But I’m almost-
Jaque: Ne Parle Pas! *tackles Mac and attacks her with kisses*
Mac: Mmmf!
End