Mac: This chapter is not so funny, but it is important to multiple story lines. So deal with some seriousness!
*at Kino's (new) house, in her bedroom*
Kino: Aaaah! *on the floor, leans against the wall, holding her belly* I...*gasp*...why does it have to...hurt so bad?!
Jebus: *holding arm around her back, trying to help her to the bed* Don't worry, the doctor will be here soon.
Kino: *shakes head, resisting him a little* No...n-no doctors! Ah!
Jebus: Don't worry. This doctor won't do anything I won't allow-
*The door bursts open and a tall man in a lab coat that is billowing in a random wind* Don't be afraid, Dr Awesome is here!!!
Jebus: *sweatdrop*
Kino: *turns white, resisting even more* No! I don't need-ah! *clenches teeth, gasping through another wave of pain*
Ozzy: *peeks her head out from behind Dr. Awesome* What should I do with the kids while you guys handle the hazardous mess that is Kino-kun? :3
Jebus: *freaking out a little because he's never been through this before* Uh, take them to the other room to play.
Dr. Awesome: *starts walking toward Kino, putting on rubber gloves* We're going to have to get you to the bed, please try to be calm.
Ozzy: Kay! Mac! Jebus says we should take the kids to the playroom! *grins at Jebus, in singsong voice* Good luuuuck~! You'll need it! *skips out*
Kino: No! Get away from me! I'll ki-AH! *wraps arms around her belly, hissing in pain*
Dr Awesome: *waves hand in Kino's direction, relieving her pain* I said you need to be calm, you should listen to the doctor. *waves hand again and Kino's arms fall limp*
Jebus: O_O
Dr Awesome: You can take her to the bed now.
Jebus: *picks Kino up gingerly and takes her to the bed*
Kino: *tense, eyes wide, looking like she was going to freak any second now, to Jebus* Wh-what's going on? I thought y-you said it would just be you...
Jebus: That's what I thought too. *sad face* Unfortunately, the writers thought it would be "more fun" as well as "safer" for a doctor to be here.
Kino: But I've done this before and it went just fine! Sure, it hurt like hell but I was just FINE! *glares at Dr.Awesome* You stay the hell away from me!!
Dr Awesome: Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I'm here to keep you comfortable and make sure the baby comes out healthy and happy. *to Jebus* Now, please help me get her into position so that I can measure the contractions.
Kino: *defiantly closes her legs and pulls them up until they press against her overalls-covered belly* No! I don't know what you're planning but you get outta here before I kill you!
Dr Awesome: I said *snaps fingers and Kino's instantly in a hospital gown with her feet planted and knees up* listen to your doctor.
Jebus: Hey! Do you really have to force her like that? I thought you wanted her to be calm!
Dr Awesome: I do, but I also need her to do what is needed for the baby to be born healthy.
Kino: O_o *freaking out* No! Stop it! What are you doing?! *trying to pull away but can't*
Dr Awesome: *pulls out a little measure tool and measures the dilation*
Jebus: *to Kino* I'm sorry. *holds hand, trying to be comforting*
Kino: *flushes red* Stop! Get away from me! *trying to break free of his invisible hold on her, on the verge of hyperventilating*
Jebus: *holds Kino's face to look at him* It's going to be okay, I promise.
Dr Awesome: *moves away from Kino, writing on a chart* Seems like the baby will be coming out soon.
Kino: *obviously terrified and not at all comforted, stares at Jebus for a few moments before quickly looking away, trying to hide her frightened tears* F-Fine...
Jebus: *kisses her on the top of her head*
Kino: *taking deep shaky breaths* W...What's going to happen now?
Mac: *running in wearing a baseball catcher’s uniform* Is it time yet?
Jebus: YOU’RE NOT HELPING!
Kino: *so terrified that she's, literally, crushing Jebus's hand in a death-grip*
Mac: Fine, fine....*walks out of the room dejected*
Dr. Awesome: Okay, in a moment I'm going to need you to push real hard. Ready?
Kino: *doesn't hear him cause she's really, really scared,red eyes wide, biting her lip til it bled*
Jebus: Kino. *patting her hand* Kino? Listen to me. You're going to have to push soon.
Kino: *jerks at his touch, baring her teeth in defense, apparently not recognizing him in her fear* Don't touch me!!
Jebus: *looks angry for once* This is not the time for this! *Kisses Kino deeply, ignoring any pain he might be feeling*
Dr. Awesome: She needs to push, now!
Kino: *stunned for a moment, then tries to pull away from the kiss, crying*
Jebus: *backs off but stays over her face* are you ready to push now?
Kino: *gasping, tears flowing freely, stares at him for a moment then closes her eyes tightly, nodding a little*
Jebus: Then push.
Kino: *obviously doesn't trust the Dr. Awesome* B-b-but-
Mac: *running in again* Woman if you don't push that little tumor out I'm gonna go over there and do it myself!
Jebus: Still not helping!
Dr. Awesome: Please, Mrs. Angelus! You have to push!
Kino: *hesitates for a few moments, then nods shakily, trying to push*
Dr. Awesome: *While she's pushing* I can see the head, the baby's crowning. Just a little further, you can do it.
Mac: *with pom-poms* Rah Rah Rah!
Kino: *stops, obviously exhausted from all the pushing, hair sticking to her face, panting weakly from the pain and effort* I...I-I can't...
Jebus: It's just a little more. You have to find the strength.
Mac: *arm raised* I know what can give her the strength.
Jebus: What?
Mac: *makes wrist slitting motion with her hand* Little human bean juice.
Jebus: *more than a little irked at Mac, turns to Kino* Is that what you need to get through this?
Kino: *so weak, she can barely keep her eyes open, panting* ...H-huh?
Ozzy: *peeks head in* Is it over yet? The kids are starting to get restless. :3
Jebus: *to Ozzy* Almost. *Mac hands him a knife and he cuts his arm and places the bleeding wound on Kino's mouth*
Kino: *as soon as she tasted blood, she quickly turns her head away in fear, trying desperately to ignore her thirst* N-no! I-I don't! I can't... *thinking* (I don't want to kill him!)
Jebus: *moves wound back over Kino's mouth* Drink it.
Mac: Kino! He's still immortal!
Jebus: What?
Mac: You're not an angel, but you're still immortal!
Jebus: Why didn't you tell me this in Silent Hill!?
Mac: *ignoring him* So drink, dammit!
Kino: *looks at the "offer" then quickly looks back at Jebus, scared, hesitant, & trembling*
Jebus: You can't kill me, but you can kill our baby if you don't do this. You have to bring him into the world.
Kino: *stares at him for a sec, then slowly biting down on the wound, drinking the blood hungrily*
Ozzy: Be~ care~ful~! She hasn't had blood in over 4 years so she's might get a little ahead of herself if you don't control her~! :3
Jebus: Hell, if I can't die and it'll save our baby and end this effed up chapter, I'll do anything.
Ozzy: *smirks* Be careful of what you wish for~!
Kino: *growls, biting down harder as she drinks, forgetting about everything else*
Mac: *stomps over and rips Kino's head from Jebus' arm* Push, Bitch! This Chapter needs to end!!!
Kino: *snaps out of it, shakes head a bit then nods a little, resumes pushing*
Ozzy: Wow! I thought she'd yell at ya for that! Oh well, she can't think clearly right now. :3
Dr. Awesome: *While pushing* little more....there. Congratulations, you have a healthy baby boy.
Kino: G-good... *falls back on the bed, tired & struggling to stay awake*
Mac: Well, I vote this chapter is over.
Jebus: What about-
Mac: It's over!
End.Co-written by Ozzy.