(Mac and Jaque are lounging on the beach at night)
Mac: I love the beach at night.
Jaque: It is beautiful.
Mac: .....I wonder how Shelly is taking to living in our house.
(at Mac’s house)
Shelly: JEEEEEEEBUUUUUUSSSS!!!!!
Jebus: What!
Shelly: (flustered) MymidtermiscomingupandIhavefiveessaystodoandmyteachershatemeandIalreadymissedtwomeetingsoftheNationalHulaDancersclubandtheywontletmedanceatthelououthisweekendandIllneverbeabletofaceanyoneeveragain!!!!!
Jebus: Shelly, Shelly, breathe! Calm down!
Shelly: (gasp)
Jebus: Now, what is it that you need?
Shelly: I need help writing my essays.
Jebus: Okay, well, what are your topics?
Shelly: (pulls out planner) “The effect of satanic ritual on American culture,” “Sexuality and today’s youth,” “The psychology of mass murderers,” and “Goats who eat grass and the men who love them.”
Jebus: ....what kind of university are you going to?
Shelly: (shrug) The campus was pretty.
Senri: (walks in from kitchen) Dinner.
Jebus: Sanctuary. Okay, Shelly, looks like we’ll have to wait to do homework until after we eat.
Shelly: You could always help me during dinner.
Jebus: “Men who love goats” is not a very appetizing topic for me while I eat. By the way, Senri, what are we having?
Senri: Cabrito.
Jebus: Perfect.