(Mac’ house. Jaque is sitting on the beach in the back, reading a book)
Mac: Hey, Jaque...what are you reading?
Jaque: “I am America, and So Can You.”
Fairy: (appearing seemingly from nowhere) Available at your local bookstore! Visit http://IAmAmericaTheBook.com!
Jaque: Who the hell are you?
Fairy: I’m the Product Placement Fairy! (thumbs up) Thanks ITT Tech! (disappears)
Mac: ...okay.... Anyway, I came out here to tell you that my new friends, Paul and Stepin are coming over.
Jaque: And?
Mac: I want everyone to meet them.
Jaque: ...And?
Mac: Has Shelly’s intellect been rubbing off on you?
Jaque: (sigh) Every time one of your “new friends” comes over, something goes horribly wrong.
Mac: Jaque, it wouldn’t be a very interesting story if everything went right.
Jaque: ...damn writers.
(a giant eye appears behind Mac and Jaque)
Mac/Jaque: (turn to face it) ....
Eye: ....
Mac/Jaque: ....
(next to them, we see a mouth rise up behind them)
Mouth: ....LOOK OUT!!!!!
Mac/Jaque: (jump and scream)
Jebus: (walks outside with two people following, as the monster disappears) Mac, your guests are here...what’s up with you two?
Mac: (hand on heart, panting) I think we just met the LOOKOUT monster.
Paul: Rugh.
Mac: ...yeah.... so let’s go inside and get some munchies.
(in the living room)
Jebus: (pointing at a plant, whose soil is rather furry) Does this plant have mold?
Shelly: Oh, yeah, I think I over watered it.
Jebus: Shelly, this is a cactus.
Shelly: And it looked thirsty. ^_^
Jebus: (palm-face)
Stepin: (is chewing on a pretzel stick. Walks over to the plant and looks at the mold) You mean we’re breathing this in?! (points at the soil with the pretzel. The mold starts growing up the pretzel) O.O ( the mold starts growing up his arm) AAAAHHHHH!!! (he runs over to the kitchen, looks around frantically, and sticks his hand and the pretzel in the toaster)
Mac: (runs in) ...Why do you have your hand in a toaster?
Stepin: I’m trying to kill the mold! (the mold catches fire. Stepin screams and dunks his hand and the toaster into the sink, which happens to be full of water) O_O (gets shocked) X_X
Mac: ...O_o
(the mold suddenly has eyes, which are Xs)
Mac: ....well, I guess the mold is dead.