(Mac and Jaque are sitting in the back yard, being all lovey-dovey. Enter Claudia, Lani, and Damian)
Claudia: Okay, lovebirds! Time to stop being disgusting! *She and Damian yank the couple apart*
Mac: What the hell?!
Damian: You’ll have plenty of time for that on your honeymoon.
Lani: Now it’s time for your parties.
Jaque: Parties?
PFf: *entering with Jebus* Your bachelor and bachelorette parties!
Jebus: One last night of getting trashed as single people.
Damian: before you get trashed as a married couple.
Claudia: *starts dragging Mac away* Now come on.
Mac: Wait! Where are we going?
PFf: You party’s at my house. Senri and Tasuki are setting up over here.
Jaque: My party’s here?
Damian: No, it’s in Hong Kong. Come on, loverboy.
Mac: see you later, Jaque!
Jaque: See ya.
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(Mac’s Party at PFf’s house
guest list:
Mac
Claudia
Lani
Griff’s sister (Sis)
Marilyn
Blair
Everyone is sitting around with drinks in hand, PFf is drinking root beer. Everyone is laughing and having a good time)
Lani: You two met at a vampire club? I never knew that!
Claudia: Doesn’t surprise me. My older brother was always one for socializing with the darker crowds.
Mac: That wasn’t even the exciting part. The party really started when we had to save Blair from a hungry mob!
Blair: I still have nightmares about that night.
Mac: Why? Jaque and I were the one’s that got munched on, not you.
Blair: Yeah, but it didn’t effect you, you liked it!
Sis: I had an experience like that once.
Mac: I’m sure you did.
Marilyn: So, now that Sephiroth’s not living with you anymore, does that mean he’s free?
Mac: You’re dating Bureeto!
Marilyn: Just making sure.
Doorbell: Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain!
PFf: I’ll get it. *opens door*
(enter handsome man in mafia-type suit)
Man: Is there a Mac’abre here?
Mac: What’d I do?
Man: I heard from a reliable source that you’re gettin’ married. Am I right?
Mac: *smirk* Yeah.
Mac: Well then, *starts reaching inside pocket* ya know what I gotta do. *rips off outfit and starts dancing in a G-string to music*
Marilyn/Mac/Sis/Blair: yay! ^_^
Lani: *to Claudia* Where’d you find a stripper dressed like a mafia guy?
Claudia: That’s my friend, Joey. He’s from the mob.
PFf: The real mob? O.O
Claudia: Yeah, this is his side job.
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(Jaque’s party
Guest list:
Jaque
Damian
Jebus
Senri
Tasuki
Aargon
Christian
Everyone has a drink in hand. Tasuki’s drunk. Christian’s glass has blood in it. Everyone is having a good time)
Damian: By the way, I saw this guy carrying this ring. *pulls out Jaque’s angagement ring* It looked like the one you described.
Jaque: *takes ring* How did you get it from him?
Damian: I just took it as I passed him by.
Jaque: I taught you well.
Tasuki: Where’s th’ stripper?! I wanna see some breasts!
Aargon: Dude, you’re married.
Tasuki: Screw marraige! *hic* Don’ know why you’re botherin’ wif it!
Jebus: Marraige is a special union between people who love each other.
Aargon/Damian: Yeah.
Jaque: Then why aren’t you two proposing to your girlfriends?
Damian: Mafia.
Aargon: I’m dead.
Senri: Chickens.
Christian: *holds up spiral* I agree.
Damian: who asked you?!
Christian: *throws spiral at Damian*
Damian: Hey!
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
(Mac’s party. Joey the stripper has left. Everyone is tipsy except PFf)
Lani: I just don’t know why he doesn’t propose. *takes a drink* I mean, we love each other...*gasp* what if he doesn’t love me?!
Claudia: Oh, shut up! *throws pillow at Lani*
Mac: I agree. *throws another pillow at Lani*
Blair: Guys...guess what.
PFf: what?
Blair: I’m DRUNK! ^_^*
Sis: *Looks at clock* Woa! I’ve gotta go!
Mac: Where?
Sis: I have an appearance to make! See ya! *leaves*
Marilyn: Who wants to watch “Fake” the movie?
Mac: *raises hand* I do!
PFf: My poor virgin eyes!
Mac: That’s what you get for hosting my bachelorette party. You are subjected to watching hot guy-on-guy action!
Claudia: I thought you were married. What do you mean, “virgin?”
PFf: There’s no way I’d do anything with that drunk idiot! I bet he’s already passed out by now.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
(Jaque’s party)
Tasuki: Woooo!
Damian: Take it off!
Sis: *dancing and stripping* This is fun! ^_^
Gojyo: *runs in* I hear stripper music! *sees Sis* woohoo!
Sanzo: *Following Gojyo* come back here, dammit!
Jebus: What are you guys doing here?
Sanzo: Well, we were looking for somewhere to sleep, then this idiot starts running off.
Gojyo: Yeah, you guys go on ahead. I’m sleeping here!
Sis: You sure you wanna sleep? *starts dancing in front of Gojyo*
Gojyo: ^_^
Christian: *holds up Haz-mat sign*
Goku: *from outside* What’s going on in there? Is there food?
Sanzo: Stay out there, monkey!
Gojyo: I don’t see you in a hurry to leave, Sanzo. Not very priestly of you.
Sanzo: *holds gun against Gojyo’s head* Let’s go. *drags Gojyo out by the hair*
Gojyo: Noooooooo! Ow! Hey! T_T
Aargon: Take it off!
Sis: I’m running out of clothes, but, okay!
Guys: Yay! ^_^