Link: Come on, Zelda! We’ve been going round and round about this for well over a decade! Why can’t I get just one freaking kiss?
Zelda: Because I’m not the only one on your mind anymore!
Link: what are you talking about?
Zelda: I’m talking about your little friend from the Twilight! I saw how you two looked at each other when she left!
Link: I don’t believe this! You’ve been turning me down ever since I saved your pretty little butt in the 80’s! Now you say that you’re jealous of Midna because of something she almost said before leaving forever?
Jebus: Please, you two, calm down!
Mac: *calling from the kitchen* Jebus, do you need any help?
Jebus: We’re just fine over here!
Zelda: You tell that nympho to stay the heck away from me!
Link: What did you call me?!
(In the kitchen, Mac and PFf are making wedding plans)
Mac: I hope Jebus gets used to playing host, since I’ll be going on my honeymoon soon.
PFf: I’m sure he’ll get the hang of it soon. If nothing else, Senri will be there to help.
Senri: *from living room* No! Game! *crash*
Mac: You were saying?
PFf: Maybe Church could help them out.
Mac: speaking of church, did you manage to talk to the preacher at the church?
PFf: Yes, he says that he’d “Wuv to do it.”
Mac: Mawvewous.
PFf: did Jaque ever get the ring back from Bob Marley?
Mac: No, and he had to give the One Ring back to Frodo. But he did give me this! *shows hand wearing plastic skull ring with light up eyes*
PFf: Ha, I want one! By the way, where is Jaque?
Mac: He’s picking up his brother and sister. They’re staying here till after the wedding.
PFf: Aw, the whole family’s getting involved. By the way, I have too leave pretty soon for my date with Caboose.
Mac: What? What about Tasuki?
PFf: I sent him on a cruise.
Mac: How’d you do that?
PFf: I slipped a little something in his vodka last night.
_-_-_-
(Tasuki is asleep in a chair on the deck of a cruise ship)
Tasuki: *waking up* Whe- where am I? *sees all the water around him, screams*
_-_-_-_-
(Mac and PFf hear scream)
PFf: I guess he woke up.
Mac: Sounds like he had a heart attack.
PFf: He’ll be fine.
(enter Joseph, the angel of crack, from the backyard)
Joseph: Yo
Mac: Joseph? What are you doing here?
Joseph: Jebus called me in for backup.
From the living room: *crash*
Mac: Ok, go help him.
Joseph: cool. *exits*
(Jaque enters with his sister, Claudia, his brother, Damian, and Lani)
Lani: Why are there hippies in your living room?
Mac: angel hippies. Jebus and his friend Joseph.
Damian: Is Joseph the one with the rainbow coat?
Mac: Yup.
Damian: I think that guy sold me a broken watch once.
PFf: Well, I should go get Caboose so we can go out. *leaves*
Claudia: I just have one question: how ugly are the dresses?
Mac: *holds up a picture of very gothic, slinky dress*
Claudia: Hmmm….I approve.
Mac: That makes my day. *eye roll* I don’t believe in making people wear those big poofy things.
Lani: What does your dress look like?
Mac: *shows picture*
Lani/Claudia: O.O
Lani: Wow, I want a dress like that when Damian and I get married.
Mac/Jaque/Claudia: *look at Damian*
Damian: *sweat drop*
Jaque: wait, what did PFf say about going out with Caboose?
Mac: PFf and Caboose have a date tonight. And before you ask, Tasuki’s on a cruise.
Jaque: Really? I would pay to see that.
-_-_-_-_-_-
(the cruise ship; Tasuki’s cabin)
Tasuki: *rocking back and forth in a corner* There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home! T_T