(Jebus, Mac, and Sephiroth are gathered around a blanket where the cat, Sephy, is about to give birth)
Mac: (setting up a saucer of milk) This is kinda cool. I’ve never had a cat that had kittens before.
Jebus: Really? I would think at least one of your cats would have gotten knocked up.
Mac: We got them all fixed.
Seph: (sitting next to the cat, petting her)
Senri: (staring at Sephiroth, confused)
Seph: (noticing) what?
Senri: (shrugs and shakes head)
(enter PFf, Tasuki, Chichiri, and Clouds, both cat and human)
PFf: We’re here! And we brought the father!
Mac: (ruffling the human Cloud’s hair) aren’t you so proud?
Cloud: To have a cat, who’s named after me, be the father to the kittens of Sephiroth’s cat?
Mac: Hey, at least yours was the one on top.
Jebus: Look!
(everyone watches Sephy the cat give birth to a happy, healthy litter of kittens)
Chichiri: That was kinda gross.
Tasuki: Yeah, why the hell did we haf’ta watch that?
PFf: Because it’s a beautiful moment!
Seph: (picks up tiny kitten) Aww…
Cloud: (with video camera) This is going all over Youtube.
Seph: What?! (Stands up, draws sword, kitten still in hand) You’ll pay for that!
Kitten: Mew.
Seph: (Drops sword and pets kitten) AWWW! ^_^
Cloud: (hands camera to Jebus, then falls on the floor laughing)
(Later, after Cloud calms down, everyone starts claiming the kittens)
Seph: (with the same kitten) I’ll name you Jenova!
Chichiri: I’ll name you Kouran!
Cloud: I’ll name you…(kitten scratches Cloud’s finger) Ouch! Your name is Tifa! (sets down the kitten)
Tifa: Mew! (starts following Cloud)
Mac: And so it begins.
Senri: (holding up a kitten) Flower.
Mac: This one’s going to Vincent, so her name’s Lucrecia.
Jebus: it’s interesting that all of these cats are named the most obvious things.
Mac: Hey, it’s easier than coming up with unique names. It’s like name recycling!
Cloud: (still being followed by Tifa) Leave me alone!
Tifa: Mew!