(Jebus is sitting on the couch, speaking to you, the audience)
Jabus: Ok, this is a little weird…uh, as you can tell, Mac isn’t here. She locked herself in her room last night, after having another argument with Sephiroth, and hasn’t some out.
(Senri enters, eating a piece of toast)
Jebus: Although, the fight was kinds of entertaining. They started out yelling at each other, then Mac started throwing packets of Ramen Noodles at Sephiroth…Anyway, the kitchen’s a wreck, and Mac’s not here to host today’s chapter. So Senri and I are going to it.
Door: Ding Dong
Jebus: Oh, yeah, I guess I should tell you this: Our guests today are some of the characters from the “Adventures” story that Mac and Blair have been writing.
Senri: *opens the door*
(Enter Blair, Christian, Aargon, Jack Sparrow, and Jaque)
Blair: hi, Jebus. *Pats Jebus on the head*
Jebus: Hey guys, glad you could make it!
Senri/Christian: *stare at each other…wave*
Jaque: Glad to be here. Been awhile since you guys moved out here…By the way, where’s Mac?
Jebus: Well, she’s kind of…um…busy.
Jaque: Ah…so how much damage has she done?
Jebus: The kitchen is looking interesting.
Jaque: Guess I’ll have to see just how interesting. *Heads to the kitchen*
Blair: oh, I almost forgot, we were in the middle of visiting with some guests when I remembered that we were supposed to come over.
Jebus: and?
Blair: Well, they’re outside. Would you mind if they come in here and hang out?
Jebus: *looks to Senri, who shrugs* I guess they can hang out.
Blair: Great! *Goes to door and opens it* they said it’s cool, guys, you can move the party in here!
*Huge group of people walks into the room, carrying booze and other wild party things*
Jebus: What? Party?! You said it was some friends you were visiting with! Who are these guys?
Blair: These are my friends from the university!
Random student: Toga! Toga!
Senri: *sweatdrop*
_-_-_-
(Jaque enters the kitchen to find broken noodles everywhere, and a sulking Sephiroth sitting at the table. Sephiroth has a bruise on his forehead. Jenova the cat is curled up on the table)
Jaque: what the hell happened to you?
Seph: Mac stores some of the ramen in the freezer.
Jaque: Looks like she hit you with a brick.
Seph: The noodles were leftovers. The bowl still had broth in it.
Jaque: damn. What’d you do to piss her off like that?
Seph: I guess you could say I messed up, starting with New Years.
Jaque: *sits down* Tell me about what happened.
_-_-_-
*the living room is in shambles, crazy college students are running amuck, and Jebus is praying that Mac doesn’t suddenly come downstairs and kill them*
Jebus: Blair! Where are you?!
Blair: *over by the keg with Jack* Hi, Jebus!
Aargon: *to Jebus* It’s like a tidal wave, there’s no stopping a college party. You just have to let go and ride it.
Jebus: *sigh* I wonder what Mac would say about this.
Aargon: come on, we both know she’d be partying harder than anyone else. By the way, where is she?
*music suddenly stops*
Voice from somewhere: How dare you have a big party like this without me!
Blair/Aargon/Jack/Jebus: Oh, god. Not you. (Bugger)
Voice: Yes, me: Lord Chelsea! *fruity laugh*
Aargon: Didn’t you get enough of an ass kicking last time?
Chelsea: *goes over to Blair* My dear, why do you deny you love so? Haven’t you realized that we’re meant for each other?
Aargon: *fighting his way through the crowd* Hey, asshole! Get away from my girlfriend!
Chelsea: Blair, come away with me! I’ll treat you like a- *Blair slaps him* Ouch!
Blair: Look, I’m not going anywhere with you! I still remember the bunny outfit!
Aargon: *grabs Chelsea* Lights out, perv.
_-_-_-_-
(in the hallway, outside Mac’s room)
Jaque: Ok, you know what we’re going to do?
Seph: No, not really.
Jaque: You knock on the door and tell her the news that you’re moving to Blair’s. Then when she comes out to kill you, she’ll see me, and I’ll tell her I’m moving in. That should fix things pretty well.
Seph: Right. I think that might cheer her up.
Jaque: It’d better, I don’t have any other ideas… Ready?
_-_-_-_-
(The partygoers are gone; the living room is more of a wreck than before; Aargon and Jack are holding wounded appendages; Jebus, Christian, and Senri are facing off against Chelsea, who has a very evil looking machine in his hands; and Blair is watching it all from the safety of next to the keg)
Chelsea: As you can see, I’ve gotten a new toy since last we met. Now, stand down before I take the rest of you out. *fruity laugh*
Aargon: Technically, Jack and I aren’t out. That just stings like hell.
Chelsea: Silence! Now, let me see my precious Blair.
Blair: Ewwwwww.
Jebus: Look, We’re not letting you through. I don’t care what kind of useless machines you have, you can’t beat people who are already dead.
Chelsea: Insect, behold the awesome power of-
(A gunshot is heard upstairs)
Chelsea: Eeeep! *drops device and runs*
Aargon: What the hell was that?
Christian: *holds up picture of gun*
Jebus: We’d better check it out.
(they all run upstairs to find Sephiroth and Jaque standing very still in the hallway, with very wide eyes. There is a bullet hole in the wall near where Sephiroth is standing)
Jaque: *whispering* When did she get a gun?
Seph: *staring at the hole in the wall* I don’t know, last I knew she only had the cutlery.
Mac: (from in the room) If you want to keep living, you’d better start explaining! I’ll make sure you don’t come back this time!
Aargon: I’d listen to her, man. Being shot is not a fun way to die.
Blair: That’s how you died?
Seph: Mac, before you kill me, let me just tell you that I have a replacement.
Mac’s room: *silence*
Seph: *whispering to Jaque* Your turn.
Jaque: *inches closer to the door* Mac?
(door opens a bit, then opens more as a hand reaches out and yanks Jaque into the room)
Mac: Bye, Sephiroth.
Seph: *still staring at the door* …I’m not sure whether to be overjoyed, or depressed.
Blair: Don’t worry, Saphron, we’ll have lots of fun now that you’re living with us again! *starts combing fingers through Sephiroth’s hair*
Seph: Maybe I should have let Mac shoot me.