(Mac, Jebus, Sephiroth, and Senri are sitting at a big table with friends: Demone, Cooro, Cloud, and numerous other people from Mac's stories)
Cooro: I'm hungry, when are we going to eat?
Jebus: Yeah, what are we waiting for, anyway?
Mac: We have to wait until everyone is here.
Seph: Who are we missing?
Mac: We are missing two of the most important people!
Demone: Who would that be?
Mac: My fellow writers, duh.
Seph: Ok, I'm scared.
Mac: Shut up, just because of what happened last time-
Seph: You threatened me with a spork!
Mac: That doesn't mean you should be worried. If you would have behaved yourself, none of that would have happened.
Seph: *grumble*
*doorbell rings*
Mac: they're here! *jumps up and goes to answer the door*
Jebus: Ten bucks says something bad is going to happen.
Senri: *nod*
Demone: Mac wouldn't be writing this if it was going to be a peaceful evening.
Jebus: True.
Mac: *re entering* The final guests have arrived!
*enter Blair and PFf*
Seph and Cloud: Oh god, no.
Blair: Look, it's Saphron!
Seph: My name is Sephiroth! Seph-ir-oth!!
Blair: Ok Saphron
Seph: *sigh*
Cooro: So what are we eating?
Mac: Well, for the main course: Pizza! And for dessert, and wonderful French pastry: Pain aux Chocolat!
Cooro, PFf, and Blair: Yay!
Mac: And after that, we’re having Eggnog around the fireplace!
Jebus: Yay!
Voice from down the table: I’m up for some eggnog!
Blair: *looking for the speaker* …Aargon! *runs to him*
Aargon: Hey Blair! *is tackled (blair: Hug of Love!)* Oof!
Mac: Well, now that the festivities have begun, let’s eat!
*Christmas elves enter from the kitchen, carrying food, which they set on the table*
Seph: Since when did we have Christmas elves?
Mac: Since I made a deal with Santa. Besides, they’re getting paid a lot to be here.
Jebus: Just how much of our money are you spending on this feast?
Mac: I’m not spending any of our money. I got special Christmas funding!
Seph: Who’d you get the funding from?
Mac: The boss.
Seph: The boss is you.
Mac: And?
Seph: Where did you get the money?!
Jebus: Shh! We have to say grace! *everyone gets quiet* Dear Lord, thank you for the wonderful food and-
Cooro: Amen! *stuffs face*
Senri: *sweat drop*
PFf: Well, so far this party’s going really well. We’ve gone a whole page and nothing bad has happened.
Mac: Yeah, it must be the Christmas spirit.
Cloud: What do you mean, Tifa winked at you?!
Mac: Spoke too soon.
Seph: Don’t be jealous, just because she prefers men with longer swords!
Cloud: Are you implying that my weapon is inadequate?!
Seph: I’m not implying anything, I’m saying it loud and clear!
Blair: Look, Saphron and the girl are going to fight!
Seph and Cloud: Shut up!
Senri: *hands a ten dollar bill to Jebus*
Cloud: You think you’re so tough. *draws sword* I beat you three times, I can do it again!
Seph: Yeah, but I keep coming back. Looks like you’re not that strong.
Cloud: This time I’ll kill you for good!
Mac: *stands and waves a slice of pizza at the two* I’ll kill you both if you don’t sit down and enjoy this feast!
Cloud: But-
Mac: ENJOY THE GODDAMN FEAST!
Seph and cloud: *sit*
Mac: I will separate you two.
Cloud and Seph: Yes, ma’am.
Voice from the ceiling: Woo! Go Mac!
Mac: *looks up* You again?
*ninja comes down from the ceiling, landing behind Demone and knocking him into his pizza*
Demone: That’s it, I’m killing myself. *gets up and walks out*
PFf: Ok, bye.
Jebus: No! *runs after him*
Mac: Bureeto, you coud’ve just come through the front door like a normal person.
Bureeto: But I’m not a normal person, I’m a ninja!
Senri: *hands pizza to Bureeto*
Bureeto: Yay! *sits down in demone’s seat*
Mac: *sigh* Never a dull moment.
(ok, so this isn’t a real ending, but nothing much happened after that. So this is where it ends)