Mac: Ever wonder who the hell this Kino person is and where she came from? Want to know how she and Jebus met? Well, here you go, straight from the roll playing online. The first encounters of Kino and Jebus! Yes, it is very long, so it’s in two parts!
(Mac’s house. Doorbell rings and Jebus answers it)
Ozzy: (standing at door) Oi! I've been wondering...are you Jebus? Ya know, the one that PFf, my best friend, keeps talking about?
Kino: (walks to stand next to Ozzy) Why are ya talkin' to a stupid bird?
Ozzy: OI! I just wanna know if he knows Mac! She seems cool. I wanna try and find her so I can talk to her.
Kino: (glare) Ain't ya talkin' to her right now?
Ozzy: Um...I dunno. @.@ I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!
Jebus: Yeah, I'm the same Jebus from PFf's story.
Mac: (walking over) who are you talking to?
Jebus: none of your business!
Mac: Hey there! I'm Jebus' number ONE friend!
Jebus: are you trying to steal my friend?
Mac: Hey, I own you, I can do whatever the hell I want.
Jebus: Not cool, man. Run, Ozzy, before she brainwashes you!
Mac: No, join the dark side!
Kino: Stupid bird. (glares at Jebus)
Ozzy: O...kay? ...I'm neutral. That okay with you guys?
Ruka: (appears) Hi! (smiles cutely)
Kino: Ugh, not ya, too! Kino, stop talkin' to a couple of lovebirds! Dare just stupid humans!
Ozzy: Um...(smile) Nope!
Kino: ....I'm gonna kill ya one day.
Ruka: U-Um...peace?
Jebus: *shifty eyes* yeah....
Mac: wow, Kino's cool.
Jebus: *to Mac* have you ever considered therapy?
Mac: yes.
Jebus: ...and?
Mac: and I decided that I'm not as weird as Sephiroth.
Kino: What de hell are ya? A dead stork? (pulls at halo)
Ozzy: Stop that! They're friends, okay! Geez! Be nice for once in your life.
Kino: (glare) Not a chance in hell.
Ruka: Pretty birdie! (giggles, blush)
Ozzy: Why not? (cross arms, blank stare)
Kino: 'Cause dese ain't so why should I?
Ozzy: Come on! Not everything's THAT bad!
Kino: Tell dat to god...if he exists. Makin' me life like livin' hell.
Jebus: Hey, there IS a God. It's the G-man who kicked me out of heaven!... ok, so technically, it was a big group of really beefy-looking thug angels...but still. And he doesn't make people's lives suck, it's usually the people that make their own lives suck.
Kino: SHUT DE HELL UP, BIRD CRAP!!! (grabs Jebus shirt, pins to wall with a short blade pressed to throat) How de hell would ya know?! Ya never were abandoned by yer parents just 'cause ya were born in de Hayashi Clan for white hair an' Sharingan eye!! Ya never knew how it was every time a damn human saw me as nuthin' but a murder 'cause ya knew yer family is a bunch of mindless high-an'-mighty killers!! Ya never got nearly KILLED by yer own parents when ya thought de entire time they were dead an' find out ya never belonged in de real world!! Ya never had to suffer with a game of emotions while ya pushed away two so-called friends 'cause they backed out on ya just ;'cause dare afraid of stainin' dare hands!! HELL, ya never felt what its like to git raped by de enemy an' later on, find out yer pregnant an' leave de family ya just got for de past THREE years!!!!!!!
Ozzy: OO; ........Uh-oh. Wrong thing to say to her, dude.
Jebus: *blink blink* You don't know what it's like to be kicked out of heaven for no reason other than the fact that you're so bored you think your eyes are going to bleed. You've never had to be stuck as the good conscious of a psychotic killer, having to watch him bathe in the blood of innocent victims, knowing you can't do anything to save them. Having to share the duty with a self-absorbed bitch from hell. *grabs story-kino's blade and slits own throat* and by the way, I'm already dead, dufus. You think your life's hell, then you've never been there.
Mac: O_o ...wow, serious Jebus moment. I'm a little scared.
Kino: (glares heatedly for a minute then shoves Jebus away, hitting his head on wall) Forget it. A dead bird like you could never understand what its like...to not be wanted. You never had to feel anything but the pain of killing others. Well, there's other things in this world that hurts s get over it. Killing is only part of it so if you're suffering because of that, you're more pathetic than i first thought. (sheathes blade and steps back) I don't want to ever hear you say that to me or around me ever again just because you think you know everything from that place where things are dull. Try joining a human's shoes on earth for once, maybe something we'll get through. (walks off)
Ruka: Um, uhh! O.O (frantically looks between the two) AH! KINO-KUN! WAIT!
Ozzy: Oh man, she only talks normal when you REALLY got her. Oo; Not to be insulting or anything but you're something else. Only Kakashi-sensei got her to talk like that. (looks at wound to neck) Um...you gonna be okay, man?
Jebus: I'll be fine. (wound heals) Like I said, I'm not alive, so there really isn't anything to worry about. I'm used to people screaming at me. I just think that just because your life sucks, it's no reason to blame God....*smirk* I've actually been to hell, did you know that? *shakes head* nothing on this plane could ever compare to that, not even her life.
Mac: *stares at Jebus* ...wow...*smakes head* You're an idiot sometimes, you know that?! I think you hurt her feellings!
Jebus: tsh, so? What's another person hating me? What do I care?
Mac: You really have a lot of surpressed emotions, don't you?
Jebus: *lights joint* What?
Mac: Never mind.
To be continued