(Moon Doggy’s house. Moon Doggy, Alucard, Sephiroth, and Jack are lounging around in the living room)
Doorbell: *starts playing the Hamster Dance*
Jack: I’ll get it. (opens door, Marilyn is standing there) ...Who are you?
Moon: Marilyn? What are you doing here?
Marilyn: (looking a little frazzled) Hi boys. Can I come in?
Moon: Uh... Sure.
(Marilyn enters and flops down onto couch)
Marilyn: Well, I guess you heard about what happened.
Moon: Yeah, you must feel pretty bad.
Marilyn: (shrug) yeah. Anyway, I’m now in a new house, and I feel lonely. (sly look to Sephiroth) I need a male figure in my home.
Seph: Hell no.
Marilyn: Pleeeaase! Pretty please? (puppy eyes)
Seph: No.
Marilyn: I promise I won’t leave you tied up this time. (leans over, showing cleavage) I just want to have a big, strong man with me.
Seph: (succumbing to female wiles) ...Fine...I’ll...move in with you.
Marilyn: Yay! (tackles) Thank you, Sephy! ^_^
Seph: Why the hell do I end up in these situations?
Marilyn: Because Mac is a cruel and heartless goddess.
Seph: Damn writers.