Mac: *on computer* Ah, now I can work on the website! ^_^ *click click* …>_>…<_<…>_>…*click click click* …grr…*click click click click* …No! Why won’t you work?!!!
Seph: why are you yelling at the computer?
Mac: Because it’s being mean to me! *sniff*
Seph: How can the computer be mean to you, it’s an inanimate object.
Mac: Shut up, just because you’ve got super cool technology in YOUR world, doesn’t mean we’ve got those privileges here!
Seph: Pfft, I still say that there’s no way that a computer can be mean to you.
Mac: Here, try it and see.
Seph: fine. *click click* … *click click click* …grr… *clickclickclickclickclickclickclick* What do you mean the drive is busey?! *clickclickclickclickclickcklickcklcik* …RAWR! *draws sword* HIAAAA!! *SLICE*
Mac: *gasp* You sliced my computer in twain! *sob*
Jebus: What’s all the commotion about?
Seph: *grumbling and walking out the door* stupid computer was being mean to me…
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Mac: Yes, this was a completely random episode. Then again, random is precisely what this story is about! Right Sephiroth? …Sephy?
Jebus: He’s taking the computer to the junk yard.
Mac: oh, how thoughtful of him.
Jebus: …and he mentioned something about blowing the useless piece of junk to smithereens.
Mac: …with what?
Jebus: hmm, I think it was something called…uh…meteor something…
Mac: What?! *running after Sephiroth* Not again!