(11:20pm: Mac is out with Chris, Buble, Bologna, Hotdog, Guy, and Dude. [Note: Guy and Dude are the people for whom no names have been created to my knowledge.] Mac, Buble, Bologna, and Chris are leaving a FUN store in the middle of the night)
Mac: I can’t believe the puppy crapped on your hand!
Chris: Shut up!
Mac: (looking at magazine) Wow. Dave Nevaro is hot in this picture.
Buble: He’s hot in any picture. (looking at a different magazine) Ooo! Look at this guy! (shows centerfold to others)
Mac/Chris/Bologna: O.O
Mac: Veeeery nice.
Bologna: (over by wooden fence) Uh, guys. I think you should come see this.
(Buble, Chris, and Mac go see. Bologna’s car is parked in the space, and Mac’s car, which was next to it, is gone)
Mac: O.O What? (stands in parking space) No…no….nonononononononononono….
Chris: Oh, shit.
Buble: Is it stolen, or has it been towed?
Bologna: It’s been towed. (reading “no parking” sign)
Mac: No one noticed the sign?! Shit!
Buble: We’ll call the company and get your car back, no problem.
Chris: (on phone with towing company)
Mac: (beating head against sign)
(11:30pm, at the towing place)
Mac: great, so we have to wait here.
Buble: Well, this will cheer you up! (pulls out the toy that Bologna bought in the store)
Mac: O_o
Buble: Look, it bends! (bends it in an odd angle, makes it spin)
Mac: Dammit, stop making me laugh! You realize that they’ve got audio and video survalence, right?
Chris: So?
_-_-_-
(Someone’s watching the survalence video)
Person: (shaking head) Friday nights always bring out the wierdos.
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Mac: I’m surrounded by nymphos.
Buble: You’re one too!
Mac: That’s beside the point!
(after they get the car out)
Mac: Seriously, I’ll pay you guys back.
Buble: Don’t worry about it!
Mac: Hmmm….
Buble: Look! I’ve still got Bologna’s toy!
Mac: (keeping eyes on road)
(12:00am: at the favorite hang out. Everyone is having fun.)
Mac: (has completely forgotten about earlier incident) I am a banana! ^_^
{This chapter is dedicated to Chris, Buble, and Bologna. Thanks for bailing me out, guys. Much love}