(Mac’s household, along with PFf and Tasuki, are lounging in the back yard)
Mac: Why do you have a black eye, Tasuki?
Tasuki: Bachelor party.
Jaque: but that was weeks ago!
Tasuki: I know. PFf just found out about it today.
PFf: Idiot.
Mac: That reminds me, I’m going to visit Moon Doggy today. Anyone want to come along?
PFf: Count me out. *shudder* I’m not going back there.
Tasuki: Somewhere PFf doesn’t wanna go? Count me in!
PFf: Uh…Sure, Tasuki. Go ahead. Have fun.
Jaque: Who is Moon Doggy?
Mac: He moved into town recently from the real world.
Jaque: So how do you know him?
Mac: Don’t worry about it.
Jaque: Fine then, I’m going too.
Jebus: I’m in.
Senri: *nod*
PFf: Caboose is staying behind.
Caboose: I am? *gets jabbed by PFf* ow! I mean, I am!
Mac: Fine, C’mon guys! *smirks at PFf* have fun you two!
PFf: ack! Stop thinking dirty!
_-_-_-_-_-
(One block down from Mac’s house)
Jebus: Why is it suddenly night time?
(Everyone sees a large, creepy looking mansion)
Guys: O.o
Jaque: Who is this guy, some evil lord of darkness?
Mac: Stop being pansies. *rings doorbell*
Doorbell: They’re coming to take me away, ha ha!
(the huge door opens slowly. A man in a French maid dress and dog collar is in the doorway)
Tasuki: *thinking* The evil king of darkness has an ugly maid.
Man: Hi, Mac!
Mac: Hi Moon Doggy!
Guys: O.o That’s Moon Doggy?!
Moon: Come in! ^_^ Make yourselves at home.
Tasuki: I’m outta here! *makes an attempt to leave. Mac grabs him by the shirt collar*
Mac: You wanted to come, suck it up. *plunks Tasuki down in a chair*
(enter Alucard)
Alucard: *holding a pair of underwear* Moon, you left your underwear in my room again. *sees Mac and friends* Oh, hello Mac.
Mac: *waves*
Guys: *eye twitch*
Jack Sparrow: *entering from kitchen with rum* ‘Ello, luv!
Mac: Jack? I thought you were living with Blair.
Jack: I got tired of Aargon, little buggar. *places his hat on Moon Doggy as he swaggers past*
Moon: *running around with Jack’s hat* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ^_^ Let’s eat tacos! *hits a button in the wall, a sombrero full of tacos comes up from the table*
Senri: Tacos! ^_^
Jaque: The doorbell makes sense now.
Tasuki: *is deeply disturbed*
Moon: Notices rings on Mac’s finger* You got married?
Mac: *takes Jaque’s hand* Yup.
Moon: That’s ok *hugs Alucard* I’m happy over here.
Jaque: *suspiciously to Mac* How did you say you knew this guy?
Mac: *Ignoring Jaque* Yay, tacos! *picks up taco*
Tasuki: *still deeply disturbed* Help…me…