(Sephiroth is walking into the living room, luggage in hand. Mac is following him)
Mac: So we’ll see you in a few days.
Seph: Hmm.
Mac: Trust me, it’ll be better for all of us this way.
Seph: *glare*
Mac: Oh stop being such a pussy and enjoy your trip. It’s Vegas, go blow some cash and have fun!
Seph: Sure, whatever. (leaves)
(enter Jebus and Senri)
Jebus: Where’s he going?
Mac: I’m sending him on a much-needed vacation.
Senri: *Wishes he could go to Vegas*
Mac: I can’t have Sephiroth messing up another guest visit, especially after what happened with the Sanzo gang.
Jebus: I still don’t know why he was acting like that.
Mac: (not noticing) And I really shouldn’t have him here with our guest today. I doubt they’d get along very well.
Senri: ?
(enter guest)
Mac: Ahh, here he is now! Vincent Valentine!
Vincent: Hey.
Jebus: I get it, Vincent Valentine on Valentine’s day.
Vince: Yeah, I get that kind of stuff a lot.
Sephy: *sniff sniff* prrrrrrrrrr *rubs Vincent’s leg*
Vince: Good kitty.
Mac: So what have you been doing since the whole Deep Ground thing?
Vince: We’ve mostly been trying to clean up Midgar…again.
Jebus: Learning anything good from Martha?
Vince: What?
Mac: Never mind him. *evil glare* I was wondering, Lucrecia is in that funky chrystal-rock thing, right? Is she dead, or is she in some sort of comatose stasis?
Vince: …
Mac: uh…Vincent?
Vince: LUCRECIAAAAAAAA!!!
Mac/Jebus/Senri: *sweatdrop*
Mac: do you have to do that every time?
Vince: It’s my own little way of mourning.
Jebus: Little, right.
Mac: Dude, she’s been dead, like, a really long time.
Vince: I guess so…LUCRE-mmmff!
Senri: *holding hand over Vincent’s mouth*
Jebus: *takes Mac aside* So why exactly do you not think he’d get along with Sephiroth?
Mac: Hmm, let’s see. Lucrecia is Sephiroth’s human mother. Vincent is in love with Lucrecia. Lucrecia dissed him so she could screw Hojo for the sake of an experiment and gave birth to Sephiroth…I think there would be a little tension there.
Jebus: Ah, now I get it…I think.
Vince: Why does this cat look so familiar?
Marilyn: *runs into the room* Maaaaac!
Mac: What?
Marilyn: I’m lonely, and it’s Valentines day!
Mac: So?
Marilyn: I know he lives here.
Vince: who?
Mac: He’s on vacation.
Marilyn: what?! I need to see my angel!
Mac: *eyetwitch* He’s not here right now!
Marilyn: Why?
Mac: Read chapter nine and find out!
Marilyn: Do you at least have a picture I could look at?
Mac: *sigh* Hold on. *goes to picture album and brings back a picture of Jebus, Sephiroth, and herself at Disney World. Sephiroth is looking positively humiliated in a set of Mickey Mouse ears*
Marilyn: Awww! *tries to steal picture, has tug-of-war with Mac*
Mac: I need this picture for blackmail!
Vince: *trying to see picture, but being harassed by Sephy* Hey, who is it?
Marilyn: *finally noticing Vincent* Oooooo! *turns to Mac with a pouting lip*
Mac: *sigh again* Vincent, will you hang out with my slightly scary friend?
Jebus: Not as scary as you.
Mac: *glare*
Vince: I guess, but what about your plans?
Mac: Just go. Have fun.
Marilyn: *drags Vincent away*
Mac: *flops on the couch* I miss Sephiroth…
Jebus & Senri: *exchange confused looks*